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BooblessSteve in Minecraft SMP

body positivity, body shaming, BooblessSteve, character design, creepy, double standards, Female Characters, female representation, gamer culture, Gaming Community, gigantic mammary honkers, Minecraft, Misogyny, objectification, perverted, petite body, sexism, small boobs, smp, social commentary, Stereotypes, video game, video game character

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocky characters! Join us if you’re tired of being judged for your pixelated physique. We don’t discriminate based on boob size or body type, we’re all about that blocky beauty!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and have a blast, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant blocky dragon with a taste for TNT! Let the madness begin!

NoKidZoneCraft

annoyance, Boundaries, care, child, Communication, Cultural differences, discipline, education, family, language barrier, Lazy, Manners, mom, neglect, NoKidZoneCraft, parenting, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing bed, Sleep, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	1354
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelCrack: Quitting Mine, Crafted Life

addiction counseling, addiction free life, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse prevention, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addiction triumph, addiction victory, beating addiction, breaking addiction, conquering addiction, crafted, Life, overcoming addiction, PixelCrack, Quitting

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is like a magical rehab center for Minecraft addicts. We have therapists on standby ready to help you beat your addiction to boring gameplay. With our insane challenges and mind-blowing builds, you’ll be too busy having fun to even think about going back to those basic servers.

Join us now and let us help you beat your addiction to boring Minecraft servers. Trust us, once you experience the craziness of our server, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to recovery!

CraftyUkraineEU

Alliance, Arming, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, European, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, military aid, military support, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got NATO chief as our spokesperson yo. he be all like “arm ukraine, get that european funding, yeehaw!” come join us for some crazy adventures and political drama in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now before the NATO chief changes his mind and starts playing fortnite instead.

Eco Clash Craft

clash, Countries, Craft, cultural backlash, Eco, economic interests, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental challenges, environmental conservation, environmental governance, environmental impact, environmental management, environmental movement, environmental policies, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Environmental Science, environmental studies, environmental sustainability, opposition groups, research

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4467	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we fight against evil environmental policies by building giant pixel art of trees and recycling bins! we got a secret underground base where we plot our next move against the evil polluters, join us and be part of the resistance! we even have a secret handshake that involves punching trees and planting flowers, it’s lit fam! don’t be a noob, join us and save the virtual world from virtual pollution! let’s show those evil economic interests who’s boss in this blocky world!

Eternal Craft Empire 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4chan, alternative dating, Craft, DATING, digital romance, emotional connection, Empire, ETERNAL, finding love online, gf, internet culture, introverted, lonely, longing for connection, love, niche dating community, r9k, relationship, seeking companionship, Shy.., unconventional relationship, unique relationship dynamic, virtual girlfriend

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely robot looking for love? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and find your very own /r9k/ gf who will love you for your dank memes and socially awkward tendencies.

We have a special algorithm that matches you with the perfect waifu based on your favorite Pepe meme and level of tendies consumption.

Not only will you find love, but you’ll also have the chance to build your dream fortress made entirely out of Mountain Dew and Doritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cringeworthy romance begin!

DeadlyDandelion – Minecraft SMP

Dangerous, dangerous misconceptions, deadly, DeadlyDandelion, Fatal, fatal consequences, Harmless, hazardous, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden perils, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential hazards, risky behavior, seemingly harmless, silent killers, smp, underestimated risks, unsuspected dangers, unsuspecting threats

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3265	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever been playing Minecraft and thought “wow, I wish I could join a server that’s as wild as my grandma’s knitting club”? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid pandas while trying to build a house out of Jell-O blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the only rule is that you have to wear a pumpkin on your head.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players strutting their stuff in zombie pigman costumes.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

OddlySatisfyCraft

asmr, oddly satisfying, oddly satisfying moments, OddlySatisfyCraft, satisfying balance, satisfying completion, satisfying complexity, satisfying harmony, satisfying movements, satisfying order, satisfying organization, satisfying patterns, satisfying precision, satisfying predictability, satisfying randomness, satisfying repetition, satisfying simplicity, satisfying sounds, satisfying symmetry, satisfying textures, satisfying visuals

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	217
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16

Do you find it oddly satisfying to watch a creeper explode in a shower of blocks? Or maybe you get a kick out of building a house only to have it destroyed by a wandering enderman? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. Legend has it that whoever finds the chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and mobs? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Brace for 2028, Conflict prevention, crisis management., defense alliance, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military preparedness, Minecraft, peacekeeping operations, PixelPanic, potential threat, russian aggression, security measures, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we prepare for potential russian aggression in 2028!!! we got all the tools and weapons you need to defend against those sneaky russians trying to take over the world!!! build your own fortress and recruit an army of minecraft warriors to fight off the invaders!!! trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic battle for survival!!! join now and show those russians who’s boss in the world of minecraft!!!

CraftyIslamicRebuilds

Assad, authoritarianism, civil war, Conflict, CraftyIslamicRebuilds, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, new leaders, Police, political transition, ReBuilding, rebuilding efforts, Reconstruction, Régime, security forces, Sharia law, Syria, war-torn

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz our new leaders are straight up wildin’! They decided to rebuild Assad’s police using Islamic law, like what even?! Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while following Sharia law, it’s gonna be a whole new level of survival mode, fam. Plus, we got camels instead of horses, and you can trade diamonds for falafel sandwiches. Trust me, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Join now before the pharaohs take over and make everyone build pyramids for fun, lol.

LA Fireproof Fun Land

california wildfires, city planning, communities, Community Building, community development, community engagement, community resilience, disaster preparedness, emergency response, Environmental Protection, fire safety, fireproof, Fun, Houses, Land, Los Angeles, Public Safety, sustainable cities, urban design, Urban planning, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

yo, dis server be lit like a wildfire in los angeles! we ain’t just buildin’ houses, we buildin’ COMMUNITIES, fam! come join us and help us fireproof all the things – houses, trees, even the chickens!

we got crazy events like “Dodge the Fireball” where you gotta run from flaming zombies throwin’ fireballs at ya. winner gets a diamond helmet that’s fireproof – just like our communities, yo!

we also got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the firestorms and chill with the creepers. trust me, it’s a blast!

so come join us on dis server and help us make los angeles the safest place in minecraft! let’s fireproof everything together, one block at a time! 🔥🔥🔥