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PetFailsCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the epic showdown between a pack of derpy wolves and a gang of mischievous ocelots! Watch as they battle it out for control of the server, with explosions, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman thrown into the mix!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey, a chicken riding a baby zombie, who leads players on wild adventures through dungeons filled with treasure and danger. And don’t forget about our resident prankster, the Creeper in a top hat, who loves to surprise unsuspecting players with explosive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else.

Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP

Austin, AZ.., Bentancur, Bergvall, Bissouma, Davies, Dragusin, FORSTER, Gray, Kick-off, Kulusevski, Maddison, match, Match Thread, Minecraft, Moore, richarlison, romero, smp, Solanke, Thread, Tottenham, Udogie, Vicario, Werner

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!

🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!

🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?

💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮

Crafty Indies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Star Shards Collected:	84	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why Isn’t Anyone Talking About This Easy 100x? – Minecraft SMP

100x, cryptocurrency, EASY, easy money, exponential growth, financial growth, financial opportunities, Financial Success, hidden gems, high returns, investing, Isnt, long term investments, lucrative opportunities, market trends, Minecraft, overlooked investments, passive income, potential gains, profit potential., smp, stock market, Talking, Under The Radar, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Star Shards Collected:	253	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	532
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	1327	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be mined. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blaze Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

The Creepy Creeper – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	8714	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the Barbie Crampton edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most fabulous builds you’ve ever seen. Our spawn town is literally made out of pink glitter blocks and unicorn horns.

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!

He Cucked Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, controversy, cuck, cucked, current events, debate, discrimination, election, Inevitable, jew, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, prejudice, Richard Hannia, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, trump, Trump bucks, Voting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3961
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server where Richard Hannia voted for Trump just to get “Trump bucks” and because he’s a Jew, so it was bound to happen anyway! If you want to mine for diamonds while laughing at Richard’s crazy political decisions, this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting miners. So come join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, drama, and questionable political choices!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

Minecart, Minecraft, secret, smp, society

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2202
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Towns Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

body hair acceptance, body positivity, breaking beauty standards, embracing hair, eve edition, feminist movement, hairy, hairy armpits, hairy legs, hairy women, hairy women community, hairy women empowerment, hairy women love, hairy women movement, hairy women pride, hairy women support, hairy women thread, Long hair, Minecraft, natural beauty., self love, smp, Thread, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?