PetFails Minecraft Servers

PetFails Minecraft Servers

  • PetFails Minecraft SMP

    PetFails Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8112
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest pet competitions ever! Like, one time, someone brought a pet rock and it won first place because it just sat there looking all rock-like. And another time, someone brought a pet slime and it started multiplying like crazy and took over the whole server. It was wild, man.

    But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best pet shops with the weirdest animals. Like, I bought a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. It was insane, bro. And don’t even get me started on the pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. It’s like a party in your inventory, dude.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and show off your weirdest pets. Who knows, you might just win the coveted title of Pet Master Supreme. Trust me, it’s a title worth fighting for.

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  • SisterGuardians Minecraft Server

    SisterGuardians Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1305
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to unscramble this word jumble? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family drama!

    Forget about traditional guardianship plans, on our server, we believe in passing on your Minecraft empire to the most deserving player! Will it be your best friend who always has your back in a zombie apocalypse? Or maybe that random player you met who builds the most epic pixel art? The possibilities are endless!

    Just like the debate over who should be the guardian of your child, our server is full of drama and unexpected plot twists. Will you team up with your in-laws to conquer the virtual world, or will you stick with your trusted family members who have your back? The choice is yours!

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like trying to figure out who should inherit your Minecraft kingdom in the event of a tragic accident. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this Reddit post!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraftColorWars

    WeddingCraftColorWars
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3083
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Items Found: 7903
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Votes: 3649 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and dive into a world of colorful blocks and endless adventures!

    Join us and build your dream wedding venue in Cadbury Purple, because who needs compromise when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips?

    Forget about real-life strops and arguments over color schemes, on our server, you can wear Cadbury Purple from head to toe without anyone telling you it doesn’t go with anything!

    So come on in, leave the wedding planning woes behind, and let’s build some epic creations together in the most fabulous color of them all – Cadbury Purple!

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  • CraftySuccessFails

    CraftySuccessFails
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5088
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mines Excavated: 2456
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a try. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of their life. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a friendly group of players who welcomed them with open arms. They were given a magical pickaxe that could mine diamonds with just one hit. They built the most magnificent castle that put even the Ender Dragon to shame. And when they defeated the final boss, they were rewarded with a real-life unicorn that they could ride into battle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players from all corners of the Minecraft universe come to seek it out. Legend has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why waste your time on other servers that offer nothing but empty promises? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server

    BalticGasBlunder Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 3112
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Animals Bred: 107

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know that one time when China was all like oopsie daisies and accidentally blew up a gas pipeline in the Baltic Sea with a Hong Kong-flagged ship? Well, turns out that ship was actually on its way to our EPIC Minecraft server and got a little too excited and just had to make a grand entrance! Join our server for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who knows what crazy accidents will happen next?! Don’t miss out on the action, come join us now!

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  • CraftyUkrainianGambit

    CraftyUkrainianGambit
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 871
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3853 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 New Chunks Explored: 809144

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Ukraine vs Russia! our players are like strategic geniuses, making epic counterpunches left and right. but watch out, it’s a massive gamble to join because you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next! build your own empire and conquer the virtual world with us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate

    PurrCraft: Double Regen Rate
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 222
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5838
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of ur slow regeneration rate in minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! imagine if a cat’s purr could double ur regeneration rate in the game! u would be unstoppable! join our server and experience the power of the purr! u’ll be healing faster than u can say “meow”! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret cat shrine hidden deep in the server, u’ll unlock the ability to summon an army of purring cats to fight by ur side! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the purring begin!

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  • CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic

    CO2Craft: Ethanol, Acetic, Formic
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8151
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we turn carbon dioxide into HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS like it’s NBD. we got a low-cost, tin-based catalyst that can magically turn CO2 into ETHANOL, ACETIC ACID, and FORMIC ACID. who needs boring old trees when you can have CHEMICALS, amirite? come join us and be a part of the most eco-friendly, chemically insane server out there. let’s get LIT…erally with all these crazy conversions happening. #ChemicalMinecraftMadness

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  • Nostalgia Craft

    Nostalgia Craft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1655
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 45763 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    1.20.04 Survival Server

    SITE: https://nostalji.play.tc IP : nostaljicraft.batihost.net DC : discord.gg/MHc8JZ6XWV

    nostaljicraft.batihost.net

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  • The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]

    The Dark Fries: Now with Extra Grease [smp] [modded]
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2896
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Crops Grown: 8312
    Enchantments Applied: 268 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dark Skies Server

    The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

    Mod List

    Mod Name
    Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
    Embeddium
    Ferrite Core
    Memory Leak Fix
    ModernFix
    Simple Voice Chat
    Sound Physics Remastered
    Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
    Xaero’s Worldmap

    We hope to see you here at release on August 13th!

    https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

    FAQ

    What is The Dark Skies Server?

    The Dark Skies is an in development modded Minecraft server that focuses on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod and other performance and client-side mods.

    When will The Dark Skies Server be released?

    The server is scheduled for release on August 13th.

    What mods are included in The Dark Skies modpack?

    The modpack includes: Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Memory Leak Fix, ModernFix, Simple Voice Chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition, and Xaero’s Worldmap.

    How can I join The Dark Skies Server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address or domain provided by the server administrators. You can also join the server’s Discord server for more information and updates.

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