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CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	875826	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	314
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Animals Bred:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	3872
Falling into the Void:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Votes:	2290	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	689556	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Enchantments Applied:	124

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!

ErectileCraft: French Honey Flooding

aphrodisiac, Black Market, consumer protection, counterfeit, Dangerous, enforcement, erectile honey, ErectileCraft, Flooding, France, French, health, Honey, illegal, Import, medication, Officials, Potency, Public Safety, Regulation, sexual health, side effects, viagra, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where the trees are made of diamonds, the water is made of lava, and the pigs fly around on jetpacks! 🐷✈️

this server is so epic, it’s like viagra-laced ‘erectile honey’ flooding into france! officials are warning u to join before it’s too late! why? because on this server, u can ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and fight off zombie villagers with your trusty diamond sword! 💎🗡️

so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server ever created! who needs france when u have this epicness waiting for u?! 🇫🇷🚫 #minecraft #bestserverever #unicornsanddiamonds