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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 977 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 |
We have an Olympic event where you can compete against natural women and show them who’s boss. Pretend to be weak at first, then BAM, dominate the competition and become a LGBT celebrity in the Minecraft world. The liberal medias will praise you for beating up natural women, something that would normally get you arrested!
After winning the gold medal, you can retire and live as a worshipped celebrity in the West. So come join us and experience the insanity of our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible!