pet vs child Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroWeddingNoGoCraft

#breastfeeding, BroWeddingNoGoCraft, child-free wedding, childcare arrangements, Cultural differences, destination wedding, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, international travel, long distance travel, parenting challenges, pet vs child, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships, traveling with children, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, work schedules

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	221	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to leave your kids at home to attend a wedding in Italy! Unlike some people we know cough cough (looking at you, B and F), we understand that your children are precious and shouldn’t be left behind for a dog to attend a wedding.

Join our server and escape the drama of family feuds and ridiculous requests. Build a virtual world where your kids can play alongside you, because let’s face it, leaving them behind for a wedding is just plain crazy.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be leaving behind is the drama. Plus, our virtual doggos are always welcome, no need to choose between them and your human children! See you in the game! 🎮🐶👶🏼

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

African American, Black community, blocky, buds, civil rights, derogatory term, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithet, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial slur, racial slur controversy, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	1435	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

adult actress, Ai Uehara, asian, BOOTY, curves, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, fat, FAT ASS, fetish, gooned, gooning, japanese, juicy, juicy ass, Minecraft, Obsession, Pleasure, porn star, satisfaction, seductive, smp, temptation, Ueharas, voluptuous

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3623	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Emeralds Found:	8751	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchantments Applied:	116
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	146
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Votes:	627

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	66
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!