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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8235 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a secret underground rave where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are twerking. Or building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon wants to move in and pay rent.
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the most common activity that typically leads to sex on our server is battling it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a kiss from a virtual villager. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!