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BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime routines, BedtimeBattles, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, couple conflicts, division of labor, emotional labor, exhaustion, Expectations, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Minecraft, pet responsibilities, relationship issues, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, Support, teamwork, traditional values, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ores Mined:	7470	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	108	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

PetPurgeCraft

allergic to pets, cat grooming., pet allergies, pet allergies and living arrangements, pet allergies in marriage, pet allergies in relationships, pet care, pet grooming responsibilities, pet hair, pet hair allergies, pet hair allergies and living arrangements, pet hair allergies in marriage, pet hair allergies in relationships, pet hair cleaning, pet hair control, pet hair management, pet hair removal, pet ownership, pet responsibilities, PetPurgeCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	8336	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as dealing with two shedding cats in a tiny apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a truly hair-raising experience!

Just like how you’re constantly covered in cat hair, our server will have you covered in fun and excitement at all times. And just like how you have to clean up bodily fluids off the floor, you’ll be cleaning up blocks and building epic structures in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server will make you feel like you’re losing a whole room of your apartment to cats, except instead of cats, it’s filled with endless possibilities and adventures. And just like how you feel like you’re being made to feel insensitive about the cat situation, our server will make you feel like a true hero, saving the day and conquering challenges.

So come join us and leave all your real-life cat problems behind. Our server is the purr-fect place for endless fun and excitement!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

CatNapOrByeFelicia

cat behavior, cat behavior issues, cat feeding, cat health, cat ownership, Cat rescue, CatNapOrByeFelicia, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet care, pet conflicts, pet dilemmas, pet euthanasia, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet solutions, pet training, sleep deprivation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crops Grown:	8360
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

EmoChick vs RegChick Server

Assumptions, Communication, EmoChick, emotional support animals, emotional support chicken, living situation, mental health, pet care, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet responsibilities, pet therapy, RegChick, responsibilities, roommate, roommate communication, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommates conflict, sensitivity, Server, support animals, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mines Excavated:	4747	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

CatCaretakerNoMore

apartment living, caring for cats, cat care, CatCaretakerNoMore, litter box, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet boundaries, pet care arrangements, pet care boundaries, pet care responsibilities, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet responsibilities, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disputes, roommate expectations, roommates

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take cat care to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of maintaining not one, not two, but FOUR litter boxes in different locations around the server. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, your main mission will be to ensure those virtual kitties have a clean place to do their business.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to argue with your virtual roommate about the placement of a fifth litter box in your virtual room. Will you stand your ground and refuse to sacrifice your virtual aesthetic for the sake of virtual felines? The drama unfolds in this virtual world like no other.

So come on, join us and prove to the world that you can handle the responsibility of virtual cat care, even if it means sacrificing your virtual space and style. Don’t be an asshole, just accept the litter box and embrace the chaos of virtual pet ownership. See you in the server!

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

NoPupAllowed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, destructive behavior, dog behavior, friendship, Minecraft, NoPupAllowed, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet discipline, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet owner communication, pet ownership, pet playdates, pet responsibilities, pet socialization, pet training, Professional help, separation anxiety, Server, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of chaotic playdates with anxious, destructive dogs? Join our Minecraft server where the only chaos you’ll experience is trying to survive the night with creepers and zombies! No more whining, scratching, or furniture destruction – just pure blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama like separation anxiety and chewed-up couches. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Say goodbye to doggy drama and hello to pixelated adventures!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper explosion or not!

CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	144	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2746	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	109
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	74
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3769	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Towns Built:	2

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9525
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals