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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 391 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 230 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Are you tired of immigrants stealing your pets and putting them on tables? Well, look no further because our server has implemented a strict “Total Cat Removal” policy! Say goodbye to your feline friends being used as table decorations.
But that’s not all! The real chaos begins when Fred, our resident delivery guy, decides to start delivering balls to Croatians. You never know what kind of mayhem will ensue when Fred is on the loose!
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might even find yourself tangled up in some crazy shenanigans along the way!
