Pet Peeves Minecraft Servers

Pet Peeves

  • RageQuitCraft: Tiny Terrors!

    RageQuitCraft: Tiny Terrors!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌌 Welcome to the most outrageously chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌌

    Ever had your favorite tree chopped down by a rogue llama? Or perhaps you’ve been flung into the sky by an angry chicken on a warpath? Here, that madness is just the beginning!

    🚀 Join Now: Prepare for Outrageous Projects! 🚀 Picture this: you’re mining peaceful diamonds when suddenly, a portal opens, and you find yourself in an alternate dimension where everything is made of SWEETS! But wait—evil gummy bears are plotting to rule the universe, and it’s up to you to build a fortress out of gummy blocks to protect the candy kingdom. Who knew Minecraft could be a battle against confectionery tyranny?

    ⚔️ Epic Battles Against the Unusual! ⚔️ Feeling brave? Join in on our Bi-Weekly Skydiving Pig Wars. Strap on your armor made of cookie dough and jump off floating islands while throwing eggs (crowd-sourced from our local potato chickens) at each other! The last pig standing gets a lifetime supply of cake—wait, is that a delicious reward or a nightmarish curse?

    🎉 Bizarre Events That Could Make You Rage! 🎉 Did you ever find yourself screaming at your screen because your friend stole your enchanted pickaxe? Here, That’s a Tuesday! Experience our infamous “Trade Your Stuff for a Sock” event. Why? Because who needs diamonds when you can have a magical sock that grants you the ability to turn into a rubber ducky for two minutes? Rage induced or life-changing? You decide!

    💔 Rage Quitting is Just the Beginning! 💔 You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you might throw your controller across the room…but that’s all part of the charm! Who hasn’t rage-quit after a creeper blew up their entire castle, only to find a sign left behind that says, “Thanks for playin’, sucka! See you in the Nether!”?

    🐢 So Why Wait? Join Us for Insanity! 🐢 Whether you want to ride on the backs of giant tortoises in a squid rodeo or wish to craft bizarre enchantments that turn your sword into a food blender, join us for the most random, hysterical, and oddly infuriating survival experience of your blocky life! Because remember, even though your pickaxe might break, your spirit will never stop laughing!

    Join now—your future of unimaginable rage (and hilarity) awaits! 🎮✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAnnoyance

    CraftyAnnoyance

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people building ugly dirt houses and calling it “architecture”? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for carrots and have been known to throw epic llama raves in the mineshaft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Just be careful what you wish for, as one player accidentally wished for a million creepers to spawn in their house. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of chaos, adventure, and flying pigs, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with a tooth-sucking monster? Join our Minecraft server and escape the horror of disgusting mouth noises! Our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the sound of teeth cleaning.

    Imagine a world where you can mine and build in peace, without the constant slurping and sucking sounds haunting your every move. Our server is the perfect place for those who value their sanity and dental hygiene.

    Join us now and say goodbye to the tooth-sucking drama. Build your own toothbrush fortress and floss your way to victory. Don’t let the sound of teeth cleaning ruin your Minecraft experience. Join us today and say no to the sucking noise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all civilized and normal? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

    Join us if you think it’s secretly disgusting when people eat pizza with a fork and knife. On our server, we have a strict “hands-only” policy when it comes to pizza consumption.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just type /dance in the chat and let the madness begin!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner weirdo. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EyeRollCraft

    EyeRollCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a zombie in a graveyard? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft boredom!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is taking salsa lessons!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build pixelated empires in a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where ghasts serve up spicy fireball burritos!

    So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

    CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle, it’s so random and hilarious. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in meows, like wtf lol. But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, like why are they so fancy? It’s just pure chaos and madness on this server, you gotta join in on the fun! Plus, we have a rule that every time someone dies, they have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s so dumb but so entertaining, you won’t regret joining this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RageQuitMinecraftSMP

    RageQuitMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

    But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnnoyingCraft

    AnnoyingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hatecrafters United

    Hatecrafters United

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP