pet ownership Minecraft Servers

Pet Ownership

  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PooPals Server

    PooPals Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your boyfriend’s constant bathroom habits? Look no further! Our server is poop-free and full of adventure!

    Join us for epic quests, thrilling battles, and a community that doesn’t stink (literally). Our world is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and friendly players ready to team up with you.

    Forget about bathroom drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is your jaw at the amazing builds and landscapes. So come on over and leave the poop problems behind – unless you want to build a poop-themed castle, in which case, we fully support your creative vision!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CatNapOrByeFelicia

    CatNapOrByeFelicia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the constant screams of a needy cat? Look no further! Our server is so engaging, you’ll forget all about the orange menace in your home.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the never-ending demands of your feline overlord. Our server is so addictive, you’ll finally get a good night’s sleep without any wall scratching interruptions.

    Don’t worry about the vet bills piling up, on our server, the only thing you’ll be spending is your time exploring epic landscapes and battling mobs. Who needs a behaviorist when you can just slash your way through pixelated enemies?

    So come join us and leave that annoying cat behind. You deserve a break from the constant meowing and demands for wet food. Trust us, this server is the purr-fect solution to your feline-induced sleep deprivation.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SibSassCraft

    SibSassCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

    Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

    But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

    So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DoggoDilemma Minecraft Server

    DoggoDilemma Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous ultimatums, just like this poor soul who had to choose between getting a dog or losing their spouse. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense? So come on over and experience the thrill of high-stakes decisions and relationship drama, all while building your dream world in Minecraft! Just remember, choose wisely… or face the consequences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPupNoProbMC

    NoPupNoProbMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no more pets” policy just like this stepmom! We don’t want any extra responsibility, just like how she didn’t want another dog in the house. But don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for adopting a virtual pet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisCraft Minecraft Server

    SisCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful siblings who don’t appreciate your pet-sitting skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama by building your own virtual world where you can watch over pixelated pets who will never complain about the cost of ricotta cheese.

    On our server, you can create lasagna soup without anyone questioning your ingredient choices or budgeting skills. And forget about spending $150 on doggy daycare – our virtual pets are low maintenance and won’t guilt trip you for asking for a simple snack.

    So why waste your time dealing with real-life family drama when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment? Come on over and leave the pet-sitting stress behind – because in our world, the only debt you owe is to your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

    Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PurrCraft: No Support Animal Drama

    PurrCraft: No Support Animal Drama

    New Minecraft Servers

    🐰🏠 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a bunny-filled adventure like no other! 🏠🐰

    🌟 Reason #1 to join: Our server is home to the most mischievous bunnies you’ll ever encounter. These little fluffballs will hop around your virtual world, leaving surprises everywhere they go. Just like in the real world, they might even pee on your virtual couch! But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    🌟 Reason #2 to join: Experience the thrill of potty training virtual bunnies! Watch as your bunny roams freely around your virtual house, leaving a trail of poop and pee behind. Can you keep up with the mess and clean it all up before the bugs start swarming in? It’s a challenge like no other!

    🌟 Reason #3 to join: Witness the emotional rollercoaster of bonding with your virtual bunny. Will you get attached to your pixelated pet, only to have it taken away if it can’t behave? Can you handle the heartbreak of saying goodbye to your digital companion? It’s a drama-filled storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and craziness of living with a virtual bunny. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! 🐰🎮 #BunnyMadness #MinecraftMayhem

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmoChick vs RegChick Server

    EmoChick vs RegChick Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of emotional support animals…even if they’re chickens named Cluck! Join us for a clucking good time as we embark on epic adventures with our feathered friends by our side.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the companionship of a chicken who provides emotional support in the form of clucks and pecks. Who needs therapy when you have Cluck the chicken to cheer you up?

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Cluck may demand extra seeds and worms as payment for his emotional support services, and you never know when he might lead you on a wild chicken chase through the pixelated wilderness.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world where emotional support chickens reign supreme, join us on our server and let Cluck guide you on a clucktastic journey like no other. Just remember, don’t mess with Cluck or you might find yourself in a coop of trouble!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP