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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7032 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.
Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?