Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly dog who only appears to players who refuse to pay for routine shots. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral pooch and earn its respect? Join now and find out!
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CatAshes Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful children who mistreat their pets? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of accountability and crazy cat stories.Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.
Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.
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PetSitGoneWrongStealNoPay
Are you tired of irresponsible pet sitters and missing alcohol? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual pet ownership without the risk of neglect or theft. Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we promise not to steal your alcohol or forget about your virtual pets. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to create some drama in the virtual world, then that’s totally fine too! -
PuppyPurgeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your troubles and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and hilarious moments. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?
Plus, on our server, you can even bring your virtual pet dog Sky along for the ride! He may have cancer in real life, but in Minecraft, he’s a fearless warrior ready to take on any challenge. Who knows, maybe he’ll even become the server’s mascot!
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life decisions when you can be the master of your own Minecraft world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in this virtual paradise!
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NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!
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Roommate’s Dog Perks Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches. -
ChairSwapCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.
But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

