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  • Puppy Emotion Quest

    Puppy Emotion Quest

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    so, like, this server is like a dog, ya know? like, you think you know what’s going on but you actually have no clue! it’s like a big blind spot for your brain, man. come join this server and let your mind be blown by the crazy adventures and misadventures that await you! we’ve got so much fun stuff happening, you won’t know what hit ya! plus, like, dogs are cute and stuff, so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us and let’s see what kind of emotions we can interpret together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • BlockSupport: Roommate Rumble!

    BlockSupport: Roommate Rumble!

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    Welcome to the Echoing Void: A Chaotic Realm of Rent and Reckoning!

    Dive headfirst into a pixelated world where chores clash like titanic stone golems, and the physics of friendship morph into unsettling dimensions of duty! Can you navigate the treacherous currents of dependency and red flags while dodging the existential dread lurking behind every block?


    🌪️ What’s This Server All About?

    This isn’t just any Minecraft server; it’s a swirling maelstrom of relational debt, communal living, and the absurd dance of household economics. Here, loyalty is bought with emeralds, chores become cryptic quests, and the subtle art of balancing a checkbook turns into a battle for survival!

    “A server where you’re not just crafting; you’re surviving the depths of human connection.”


    🚨 Server Features:

    Be prepared for disarray and adventure unlike any you’ve ever known:

    FeatureDescription
    Shared Chores ChallengeScour the land for tasks! Who will emerge as the supreme cleaner? 🧹
    Rent Day SurpriseEvery week, players face the existential dread of rent due. Will you pay, or barter your soul? 💰
    Hyper-Dependent SidekickBefriend the Kitchen Conundrum! Watch as they demand aid while simultaneously crippling your progress! 🐶
    Disastrous DinnersLike clockwork, prepare for feast or famine. Who will rise to defy the dinner void? 🍽️
    Mystical Loot Boxes of IdentityReceive random loads of player “issues” that must be solved—guilt, anxiety, or sweet sweet lies! 🧙‍♂️

    💬 Testimonials From the Edge:

    “I thought managing a household would be easy, but I barely survived the dishes showdown. Where’s the tag for mental health?” — ShatteredHope278

    “This server continuously throws messy conflict at you—it’s like living with a real-life roommate!” — EpicFail2099


    🕵️‍♀️ Conspiracies Galore:

    • The Great Chore Divide: Some say this server was built on ancient codes of responsibility. It’s rumored that prior players vanished into the void, sucked in by their own unmet expectations!
    • Petition for Change: You’ll discover a faction that believes doing chores within the game subtly enhances your real-life abilities—are you ready to level up socially?

    Frequently Unasked Questions:

    1. Is there a course on balancing responsibilities?

      • All balances are purely coincidental.
    2. What’s the level cap for emotional baggage?

      • There is no cap! Welcome to the infinite void!
    3. How many players can live in conflict before the server implodes?
      • Only time will tell, but we suspect it’s less than seven!

    🔍 Hidden Secrets:

    • The Disclaimer of Dread: Rumor has it players can actually gain resources by ignoring their responsibilities—will you delve into this dark pedagogy?
    • Teleportation of Escapism: Sneak away to a parallel world where chores don’t exist and every player is a financial wizard! But remember, the void’s eye is always watching.

    🎴 Join Us, Become One with the Chaotic Tapestry!

    Dare you enter this unpredictable realm, where the fine line between duty and despair is whisked away into the unknown? Forge alliances or bear the burden of solitude while navigating an existence peppered with chaotic twists, shocking revelations, and echoes of responsibility!

    See you… if you dare! 🌌

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  • Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

    Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

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    Welcome to The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms!

    Dive headfirst into a dimension where feline vibes clash with digestive horrors! Here in our chaotic Minecraft server, the only thing more abundant than blocks is the raw absurdity simmering beneath the surface. Forget your regular survival experience; you’re stepping into a bizarre pet-fueled saga where tapeworms reign supreme!

    Why Join Us? You’re Already Infested!

    • An Infinite Cycle of Infestation: Every player’s pet is a potential carrier! Can you handle the weight of your tabby’s tainted tiles? Unleash the chaos and let’s see how far the wormholes can stretch!
    • Blood-Soaked Battles with Otherworldly Creatures: Every cat has a dark secret. What lurks behind the meow? Will you brave the Nether for answers, or will you simply hide in a blocky corner?

    Game Mechanics and Features:

    FeatureDescription
    Tapeworm TokensCollect fragments after every battle! Trade them for… more chaos?
    Vet VoidsEnter a bizarre dimension where pet appointments are mere illusions.
    Infected KitStart with one severely afflicted cat companion. Can you purge it?
    Rendezvous with RiskIgnore your obligations and run from the bills. Cause and effect? Who cares!

    Imagine this: You’ve got a roomie whose cat is defiantly infected—can you strategize your way around taking your own feline to the Nether, all while placing bets on how much they care about their “precious pet”? What’s life without a little risk, right?

    Player Testimonials That Will Haunt You

    • “Caleb got six tapeworms but still survived—where’s the survival-of-the-fittest trophy?”
    • “Why is reality curled up in the litter box? Asking for my cat and its blood-stained napkins.”
    • “I thought the in-game doctor was just a skinned pig. Turns out, I was right!”

    Secret Features You Never Sought:

    • The Wormhole Exchange: A psychedelic alter-ego marketplace where you can trade in infected souls for… more worms? Yes, MORE.
    • Apocryphal Chronicles: Evade the shady server bans that no one knows why they occurred—but hey, it’s just a game, right? Or is it?

    CONSPIRACY ALERT: Vets Are in on It!

    Why aren’t those appointments happening? Hear whispers of a multi-dimensional feline revolutionary group aiming to keep humans in perpetual debt! Are your pets really pets, or proxies of a greater scheme?

    FAQ – Ask Your Inner Paranoia

    Q: Is this server safe for my actual cat? A: It’s up to your bewitching wisdom to decide! Tapeworms are just pixels, or are they the shattering of your sanity?

    Q: Why is my roommate so careless? A: Ah, the great conundrum of life! It’s as inexplicable as why the moon shines in a realm of blocks.

    Q: Join or not? What’s the consensus? A: There’s no turning back after you’ve opened this Pandora’s box! Come dance with chaos and uncertainty!

    Final Warning: Join the Cult of Cats and Chaos!

    Ready to dive into The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms? Beware: every block you lay could be a grave marker in your own twisted saga. Join now and lose yourself among the pixels, where every decision spirals deeper into absurdity and every session is a gamble for your sanity!

    Warning: Side effects may include existential dread, feline mania, and insatiable urges to engage in cryptic chats about your roommate’s choices… Are you ready to let the chaos in?

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  • "Minecraft Server: Barkside Chaos!"

    "Minecraft Server: Barkside Chaos!"

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    🚀 Enter the Realm of Nonsensical Block-Building! 🚀

    If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’ve stumbled upon the only server where logic is a myth, and craftable dreams float higher than the Ender Dragon on a unicycle! We defy the laws of reality so hard, even the Creepers are confused. Start digging for gold, but watch out—sometimes it just turns into pickles! 🌌

    🌀 Server Features That Will Change Your Life (or Not) 🌀

    FeatureDescription
    Instant Potato TeleportationTranscend dimensions with just a cooked potato! Side effects may include existential dread.
    Gravity Optional ZonesFloat like a feather or plunge like a stone! Just don’t cry if you become one with the void.
    Zombie Squid MinionsThey don’t help, but they sure look cute while wallowing in despair.
    Blessing of the Random ChickenEvery 17th log chopped summons an egg that tells you your fate. Spoiler: it’s usually grief!
    PIGS IN SPACE! 🐷✨Only a select few can join our intergalactic porcine squad. Must bring your own rocket ship.

    📣 Listen to Our Confounded Players! 📣

    “The sheep told me secrets about the universe, but all I found was a frog wearing a crown.” – Player237

    “I tried to build a fortress, but the creepers left me a welcoming gift: my own tears.” – LostInBlocks

    “Why was there a giant cactus in the sky that wasn’t there yesterday?!” – CactusNinja88

    “Aftertaste of infinite potatoes makes me question my existence!” – PotatoPhilosopher

    ⚠️ WARNING: Proceed with Caution! ⚠️

    Every 34th login, a wild Ender Creature may appear and demand your favorite sandwich! Keep your pantry stocked, or risk severe hunger for as long as you shall remain in the pixelated limbo. Also, if you hear a chorus of phantom llamas singing

    “Weird Al” Yankovic , remember that they know your darkest secrets. 🍉

    Here, destiny is woven into the fabric of insanity, where cubes collide with metaphysics. Join this chaotic generation of blocks, but beware! The Void whispers secrets that cannot be unheard…

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  • Doggos Gone Wild: AITA Server

    Doggos Gone Wild: AITA Server

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    Welcome to Chaos Ranch: The Bi-Polar Barking Pits!

    Dive into the maelstrom of Minecraft reality, where fences don’t just separate yards—they unlock the floodgates of existential dread! 🐾🌪️


    Introduction: An Unholy Union of Blocky Beasts

    In a world where pixelated pup fights echo through the chambers of your very sanity, Chaos Ranch emerges: a gathering zone for eccentric nomads and overly zealous farmers with a penchant for puppy propagation. Here, the dogs are free, the fences are dilapidated, and peace is merely an illusion. Join us as we explore the absurdity lurking behind picket fences and around every pixelated block.

    Features of Our Indeterminate Universe:

    Unraveling FeaturesDescriptions Befitting the Insane
    Endless BarkingExperience the relentless symphony of off-leash chaos over fences. Will you find serenade or absurd cacophony?
    The Wild Puppy DramaEngage with carefree puppies roaming through virtual backyards, igniting disputes worthy of the most ludicrous courtroom dramas!
    Brawl of the AlphasWitness epic showdowns as your avatar becomes the ultimate defender of their turf against primal pixelated forces!
    Fateful EncountersFencing disputes that transcend the very limits of dog ownership and pixelated real estate, culminating in unforeseen alliances!
    Animal Services: The MythWill it ever arrive? Ask yourself—why are we waiting? In a realm this chaotic, service is just a kind whisper in the digital wind.

    Legends & Conspiracies: The Origins of Chaos Ranch

    In the dank corners of a Minecraft biome where reality blurs with fantasy, players speak hushed words of a secret cult of dog owners who transcended ordinary human concerns! Fabled to have once baked literal bread out of their own grievances, they now trade in feral friendships amid layer upon layer of dirt blocks and view a dogfight as mere afternoon entertainment.


    Testimonials from the Traumatized Few:

    It was just a normal day until I turned my back. Now I’m experiencing a canine existential crisis — why do I even build fences?” — A Distraught Builder

    My alpha got backed into a corner by a mob of pixels, and suddenly, I didn’t know who was defending whom!” — The Confused Farmer


    Frequently Asked Questions (That’ll Leave You More Confused):

    • Q: Should I join? A: Yes! And then, maybe not. Or perhaps the gate will always be locked, and you’re outside barking with the rest of the confused souls?

    • Q: What are the rules? A: The only rule is that there are no rules—only the whispers of dogs past that beckon you deeper into the chaos!

    The Danger of Joining: A Call to Action (or Not?)

    Dare you cross the threshold of your ordinary Minecraft life? Embrace the madness lurking just on the other side of the fence, where alliances are forged in the heat of pixelated battle and lives are changed forever under the shadow of chaotic canine encounters. Join us at Chaos Ranch, but tread carefully – you might find a puppy on your doorstep or a legendary truth buried beneath the unkempt grass!

    Will you be a savior of the puppies, or will you succumb to the deluge of barking absurdity? The choice is all yours… for now. 🐶🛡️


    Enter at your own risk—where dirt blocks may crumple and the weight of responsibility lays heavy on your pixelated shoulders!

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  • NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft

    NoDogNoBFAllowedCraft

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    🌟🐶🤣 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER 🤣🐶🌟

    🔥🚀🌈 Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast! 🌈🚀🔥

    🐕🐾🤪 We don’t have a no-pets policy, in fact, we encourage you to bring all your furry friends along! Want to ride a pig into battle? Go for it! Want to have a pack of wolves as your loyal companions? Absolutely! The more pets, the merrier! 🤪🐾🐕

    🤯👽🚀 And as for annoying boyfriends like Jake, well, we have a special dungeon just for them! Make them dig for diamonds all day or have them fight off creepers for your amusement. Who needs a passive-aggressive boyfriend when you can have a whole army of zombies at your command? 👽🚀🤯

    🎉🌟🔥 So come join our server today and experience the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead? See you there! 🎉🌟🔥

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  • Puppy Paradise Server

    Puppy Paradise Server

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    so, like, u ever think about how dogs just don’t deserve us? like, they’re always barking and pooping everywhere, and we’re just like, trying to build our Minecraft empires. well, on this server, dogs are banned! that’s right, no more pesky pups getting in your way while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a giant castle.

    we’ve also got a special mod that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies, because who wants to deal with exploding green monsters when you can have adorable hopping creatures instead? and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and mystery.

    oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? yep, you heard me right. ride around in style on a majestic unicorn while you explore the vast lands of our server.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us at xxx.NoDogsAllowed.xxx and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed

    MILcraft Server: No Entry Allowed

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your nosy mother-in-law.

    Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.

    Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!

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  • DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

    DoggyDilemma Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing climbing and canine companionship! 🧗🐶

    Join us on this epic adventure where you can climb to new heights without the worry of dog hair in your van. Our virtual world is dog-friendly, but only in a pixelated way – no sneeze-inducing dander here!

    Embark on quests with your partner and explore virtual mountains together, without the limitations of a real-life furry friend. Who needs a real dog when you can have a Minecraft wolf as your loyal companion?

    Don’t let the fear of dog-related compromises hold you back – join our server and climb to victory without any allergy-induced setbacks. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual dog that won’t trigger your allergies and will be the perfect climbing buddy! 🐕🏔️

    So come on, dive into our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing! 🎮🌟

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  • SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

    SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

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    Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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  • Crimson Networks

    Crimson Networks

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    Welcome to Crimson Networks! Design your space at a comfortable tempo of your choosing here with us at Crimson Networks where your creative aspirations come to life without any rush or pressure whatsoever. Whether you’re eager to craft a work of art or immerse yourself in the economy driven by players, like you this is the perfect destination for you to explore and thrive in. Get involved in the trading scene at our player centric marketplace to enhance your resources and uncover rare and distinct items waiting just for you.. For those seeking an adrenaline rush and excitement like never before activate the PvP mode and step into our exclusive arena for an electrifying experience that will keep your heart racing with every pulse pounding moment.

    Experience the perfect mix of peaceful building activities with thoughtful financial strategies and thrilling battles at Crimson Networks. A place where you can unwind creatively and engage in friendly competition amidst custom features tailored just for you and exciting, in game happenings to keep things interesting for everyone involved in our community.

    play.crimson-networks.co

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  • Nexio MC

    Nexio MC

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    Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

    Server IP: nexiomc.net

    Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

    For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

    Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

    nexiomc.net

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  • Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

    Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name:Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since:2019
    Rules:No hacking/duping allowed
    Features:Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
    IP:simplyvanilla.net
    Discord:Join our Discord community
    Website:Visit our website
    Map Size:10 TB+

    FAQs

    What does escaping spawn look like?

    Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

    How can I join the server and start playing?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

    Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

    Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

    Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

    The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

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  • Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

    Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

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  • Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

    Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

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  • Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

    Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

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  • ChairWarsMC

    ChairWarsMC

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

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  • DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

    DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

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    Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

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  • HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

    HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

    Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

    So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

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  • ElectoralCraftMexico

    ElectoralCraftMexico

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

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