hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!
Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise
PooPals Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your boyfriend’s constant bathroom habits? Look no further! Our server is poop-free and full of adventure!Join us for epic quests, thrilling battles, and a community that doesn’t stink (literally). Our world is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and friendly players ready to team up with you.
Forget about bathroom drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is your jaw at the amazing builds and landscapes. So come on over and leave the poop problems behind – unless you want to build a poop-themed castle, in which case, we fully support your creative vision!