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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7668 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3707 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 175 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 15588 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and disco balls, and our currency is actually just stacks of emerald blocks because diamonds are so last season. Plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs descends upon the server to grant wishes to all the players. It’s like a magical bacon-filled dream come true.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a herd of sheep on caffeine, come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together. And hey, maybe your pet will find a new obsession with something even weirder than a floating pineapple. Who knows, the possibilities are endless in this bonkers server!