Pet Names MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Poopkin Peepa’s Blocky Realm

Realm, online persona, Peepas, humorous self-reference, blocky

Join THE SERVER that WILL Unlock the CAVES of your SANITY!

Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!

Feature	Description
Dimension of Trapped Thoughts	Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion!
Portal to Yesterday	Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it!
Exploding Crafting Tables	Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real?
Player Banned for Breathing	Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden!
Secret Conspiracies	Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?

Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!

Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.

Random Chaos Quotes From Our ‘Players’

>calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?

I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?

Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!

PetFoodMinecraftSMP

pet names based on meals, pet names, pet owner humor, funny names, pet names based on food

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a pet pig named Pizza because someone ate pizza for breakfast and it was hilarious! And then, we had a chicken named Ice Cream because someone accidentally dropped their ice cream cone on the ground and the chicken ate it all up! It was wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds hidden from the evil creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long!

So come join us on this crazy adventure and name your pet after the last thing you ate! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next? It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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CatCallCraft

emotions, Memory, pet adoption, Respect, pet care

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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PrincessPupCraft

pet care, family dynamics, rescued animals, gender stereotypes, pet store

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming a male dog Princess and dressing him in pink? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience.

Our server is so crazy, even Princess the dog would feel right at home. We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as colorful as that pink collar Princess rocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace the unexpected and have a blast like never before, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough, just like we found Princess at the shelter. Let’s make some memories that are as unforgettable as a dog named Princess!

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CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

Communication, Server, Rude, customer service, CreeperCafe

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

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Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

kitty names, pet names, gross, UNUSUAL, cat name

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

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SwipeCraft: No Regrets

emotional bond, long-distance relationship, red flags, cold blocking, pet names

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

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Pet to Pupper

Animals, pet habits, pet owners, pet care, pet names

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

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CatNamer420 – Minecraft SMP

pet ownership, pet, pet naming, CatNamer420, name..

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that your cat’s name must be something absolutely bonkers! From Sir Meows-A-Lot to Princess Fluffybutt, we’ve got a whole community of feline friends with the most ridiculous names you’ve ever heard. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your cat will gain magical powers and start speaking in Shakespearean sonnets. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this purr-fectly weird world!

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PuppyPalsMC

family dynamics, pet names, baby name opinions, communication breakdown, baby naming regrets

Are you tired of boring baby names like John or Sarah? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate unique and quirky names like Ruff! That’s right, Ruff like a dog barking, but don’t worry, we promise not to bite!

Join us on this server where creativity knows no bounds, just like the creativity behind naming a baby Ruff. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet other players with equally interesting names like Meow or Woof. Let your imagination run wild and embrace the unconventional!

Don’t be like the sister in the story who couldn’t handle a little humor, join our server and let loose! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden meaning behind the name Ruff that will change your perspective forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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