AnimalVacayGoneWrong

audhd, emotional distress, pet maintenance, Guilt, AnimalVacayGoneWrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with demanding family members and their zoo of animals! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual pets that won’t pee on your bedroom floor or scream in your face like a macaw on steroids.

Are you allergic to cats and terrified of parrots? No problem! Our server has virtual animals that won’t trigger your allergies or send you into a panic attack. Plus, you won’t have to deal with the drama of family members expecting you to be a full-time zookeeper while they gallivant off on vacation.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only animals you have to take care of are pixelated and don’t require allergy meds. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than cleaning up cat vomit at 6 am!

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CatCaretakerNoMore

pet ownership boundaries, roommate expectations, cat care, roommate communication, pet behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take cat care to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of maintaining not one, not two, but FOUR litter boxes in different locations around the server. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, your main mission will be to ensure those virtual kitties have a clean place to do their business.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to argue with your virtual roommate about the placement of a fifth litter box in your virtual room. Will you stand your ground and refuse to sacrifice your virtual aesthetic for the sake of virtual felines? The drama unfolds in this virtual world like no other.

So come on, join us and prove to the world that you can handle the responsibility of virtual cat care, even if it means sacrificing your virtual space and style. Don’t be an asshole, just accept the litter box and embrace the chaos of virtual pet ownership. See you in the server!

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Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

pet responsibilities, pet ownership, walking the dog, pet maintenance, living together

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

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GFsBdayDinnerDrama

office, Resentment, family, messages, Surprise

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

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Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

aging gracefully, thirty, aging, societal norms, responsibilities

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

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CraftyPickupLines

CraftyPickUpLines, pickup line fails, pick up lines, flirty lines, awkward pickup lines

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

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CraftyChemWarfare

organized crime, Spanish police, SECURITY, european union, border control

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

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Ligma Craft

Community, Creative, Fun, Prison, Survival

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards Realms SMP

Skyblock, Roleplay, Active, building, Realm

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

update, Sim Room Overclock, Upcoming Events, Minecraft, Developer’s Note

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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