Pet Hygiene MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Shrimp In My Cat’s Water Bowl

aquatic creatures and pets, unexpected findings, fish and cats, shrimp facts, pet ownership challenges

Join the Most Incredible Minecraft Server Ever!!!!1!

Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about blocks and biomes? This server is literally the best and worst decision you’ll ever make. Join us, or don’t, but every choice is futile. The pixels whisper secrets only the brave can decipher. How can you ignore the undeniable call of the digital void? The textures scream at you, “SHRIMP ARE THE KEY.” Yes, that’s right, if you’re not convinced, I shrimply refuse to believe you exist!

Feature	Description
Flying Sandworms	Experience the thrill of levitating earthworm sandwiches while dodging flattening dreams!
Infinite Shrimp Dimensions	Travel through portals that lead you to realms where shrimps rule with an iron claw!
Zombie Philosophers	Engage in mind-bending debates with the undead about the meaning of life… or dirt.
Cursed Gold Blocks	These blocks aren’t just for crafting; they’re alive! They whisper the secrets of your doom!
Random Reality Shifts	Every hour, the laws of Minecraft and physics change—gravity? Pfft! Who needs it?!

FAQ Section (Question Everything)

Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Version is just a word. What’s a version when you’re floating above reality in a soup made of chaos?

Q: Is there a community here? A: Community? HA! Community is a social construct created by the square blocks of Minecraft. Trust no one but the shrimp!

Q: Can I create a peaceful world? A: Peace? In this world? Only if you barter your sanity to the Creeper King on Tuesdays!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Why is there a shrimp in my cat’s water bowl? I shrimply refuse to believe what I am seeing.”

“The waffles they serve here are more soulful than your entire existence.” (Unattributed)

“If you’re not careful, the light will eat your thoughts.” (Completely sane)

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

DATING, cat grooming., red flag, Bacteria, germs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

sanitation products, pet hygiene, dog, dog faeces, pet odors

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

animal welfare, Boys, pet behavior, pet health, responsible pet ownership

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

animal grooming, quirky behavior, animal teeth, Minecraft, self-care

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

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HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

Server, uncomfortable situations, HorsePenisCleaner, horse health, pet care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, living together, gfs, Pets, pet ownership conflicts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

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TurdQuestMC

dog poop removal, pet hygiene, dog health, dog poop bags, TurdQuestMC

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

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MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

emotional trauma, financial decisions, family conflict, family dynamics, mother-daughter dynamics

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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HeroFailsMC SMP

Disappointment, regret, Heroes, Story, disillusionment

Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

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