pet hygiene – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Shrimp In My Cat’s Water Bowl

animal curiosity, aquatic creatures and pets, Bowl, cat behavior analysis, cat care tips, cat feeding habits, cat water dish, Cats, fish and cats, humorous pet stories, pet health concerns, pet hygiene, pet owner advice, pet ownership challenges, pet safety, Shrimp, shrimp and pets, shrimp facts, shrimp in cat water bowl, shrimp in pet bowl, unexpected findings, unusual pet behavior, Water, water bowl cleaning

Join the Most Incredible Minecraft Server Ever!!!!1!

Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about blocks and biomes? This server is literally the best and worst decision you’ll ever make. Join us, or don’t, but every choice is futile. The pixels whisper secrets only the brave can decipher. How can you ignore the undeniable call of the digital void? The textures scream at you, “SHRIMP ARE THE KEY.” Yes, that’s right, if you’re not convinced, I shrimply refuse to believe you exist!

Feature	Description
Flying Sandworms	Experience the thrill of levitating earthworm sandwiches while dodging flattening dreams!
Infinite Shrimp Dimensions	Travel through portals that lead you to realms where shrimps rule with an iron claw!
Zombie Philosophers	Engage in mind-bending debates with the undead about the meaning of life… or dirt.
Cursed Gold Blocks	These blocks aren’t just for crafting; they’re alive! They whisper the secrets of your doom!
Random Reality Shifts	Every hour, the laws of Minecraft and physics change—gravity? Pfft! Who needs it?!

FAQ Section (Question Everything)

Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Version is just a word. What’s a version when you’re floating above reality in a soup made of chaos?

Q: Is there a community here? A: Community? HA! Community is a social construct created by the square blocks of Minecraft. Trust no one but the shrimp!

Q: Can I create a peaceful world? A: Peace? In this world? Only if you barter your sanity to the Creeper King on Tuesdays!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Why is there a shrimp in my cat’s water bowl? I shrimply refuse to believe what I am seeing.”

“The waffles they serve here are more soulful than your entire existence.” (Unattributed)

“If you’re not careful, the light will eat your thoughts.” (Completely sane)

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal habits, animal teeth, automatic brushing, brushing teeth, dental health, dental hygiene, malfunctioning, Minecraft, odd habits, pet care, pet hygiene, pet teeth, quirky behavior, RAM, self grooming, self-care, smp, strange behavior, Toothbrushing, unusual behavior

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

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HorsePenisCleaner Minecraft Server

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal hygiene, awkward situations, equine care, friendship boundaries, Grooming, horse anatomy, horse behavior, horse care, horse grooming, horse health, horse ownership, HorsePenisCleaner, male horse, Minecraft, pet care, pet hygiene, Server, sheath cleaning, uncomfortable situations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and interesting players around! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Looking for a server where you can bond with your male horse in a whole new way? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for horse lovers who want to show their equine friends some extra special attention. Who knew that giving your horse a sheath massage could lead to such hilarious misunderstandings with friends? Join now and see what other wacky situations you can get into!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. Build a giant statue of your horse, create a replica of the stables where the infamous sheath massage incident took place, or let your imagination run wild with whatever crazy creations you can come up with. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

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TurdQuestMC

dog health, dog hygiene, dog owner, dog poop, dog poop bags, dog poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop disposal, dog poop maintenance, dog poop prevention, dog poop removal, dog waste, pet care, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet poop cleanup, pet responsibilities, pet waste management, picking up poop, TurdQuestMC, turds

lol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it!

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Myjerfarms

Eco, Economy, Farming

Myjerfarms.minehut.gg – FARMING – ACTIVE AND FUN COMMUNITY AND STAFF- $100 PAYOUTS – BETA SEASON 3

myjerfarms.minehut.gg:19132

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❤️⚡️ LAVA – no donation and nonsense ⚡️❤️ Minecraft server

Starter Kit

✦ BASIC INFORMATION ✦

⦿ Server version – 1.20.4.

✔ The server was created by adults and has been running since 2019.

➔ There are no wipes on the server; instead, the world is regenerated – player buildings are preserved, but the world around is updated with all new biomes and structures.➔ There are no donations or privileges: we do not sell any items, creatives, colored nicknames, etc.⦿ There are no plugins on the server such as “weddings”, “clans”, “level 9000 enchantments”, etc.⦿ By default, players have PvP disabled. To battle with other players, you must independently enable PvP status.⦿ Toxic behavior, the use of obscene language and inappropriate behavior in general are not allowed in the global chat.⦿ Server rules are aimed at maintaining a friendly atmosphere. Inappropriate players and upstarts are promptly either removed from the server or change their behavior for the better.

✦ GAME PROCESS DETAILS ✦★ The size of the Upper World is 90’000 × 60’000.

✔ The size of the Edge is unlimited, and each player has a unique spawn point far from everyone else. This allows each player to independently explore the Edge.✔ Each player has access to an unlimited number of privates, without size restrictions. The only rule is that you first need to build something and then privateize it.✔ 15 points /sethome.

✔ The /rtp command is available to teleport to a random point in the world.⦿ Integration with the MineSkin service – you can install any skin (or upload your own) and you don’t need to download anything or register anywhere

⦿ The game currency is diamonds. All game money on the server is obtained by players.⦿ There is a platform for trading with other players /ah.⦿ At spawn you can buy some useful building blocks for in-game currency.

⦿ You can also use in-game currency to buy decorative blocks (heads), more than 50,000 different blocks.

✔ Detailed information is available at https://lava.win/help

lava.win

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SavasMC – RP |Geopolitical|Towny|

Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SavasMC, a world-building server built around geopolitics, creating history between towns formed by other players, and a small amount of roleplay. Players can create towns and claim land, declare war, become trading empires, or live a nomadic life in the desert. Our goal for the server is to create a fun and friendly community based on a love for telling stories by actions, and creating lore for your towns! If you are looking for a server to become the most powerful, the richest, or most influential, This is the server for you. With the world at your fingertips, anything could be possible.

Towny allows for players to form towns and nations, as well as claim land for themselves to own. You can form towns and nations with friends that you bring with you on the journey, or you can join other existing nations and towns on the server. Any areas claimed by you are protected, and can only be accessed by other town members. In these areas, build diplomatic buildings, religious structures, or homes to house all of the players in your town! The choices are almost endless.

play.savasmc.org

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Enchanted Evergreens

MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The Enchanted Evergreens SMP is looking for new active members to join our SMP for our 4th Season we launched only a week ago! We’re a growing semi-vanilla server looking to form a close community, allowing both Java and Bedrock players. If you’re looking for a place to build as part of a community or an active discord server to make friends in, we might be what you’re looking for! We are an 18+ community

51.81.167.34:25594

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Embersmc

Towny

Server IP: play.embersmc.com

play.embersmc.com

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BanishedMC

MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

a vanilla+ lifesteal smp where you kill other players to gain extra hearts! the server has an active and growing community that you should join!

play.banishedmc.net:25570

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Salvosgg

Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, Lands, Leveling, PvP, Quests, Survival

• Server Version: 1.18.1 • Friendly Community • Custom Plugins • Fishing • Lands • Quests • Dungeons • Events •

Salvos GG

Welcome to Salvos GG! Simply put, we are a team of Minecraft enthusiasts that enjoy creating and sharing content for a game that we all love. We offer a semi-vanilla experience enhanced by well thought out features that we think you’ll enjoy.

We pride ourselves on ensuring there is something for everyone here! Our player driven economy paired with our lands system fosters friendships and rivalries. Our PvP fans will love our warzone with supply drops, we’ve got fishing and mining plugins for the Survival oriented, and even dungeons for those who want a challenge and reward.

Our staff are dedicated to you, the player. Our goal is to build a friendly environment for anyone to make memories and be themselves. So what are you waiting for!? Jump online, join our discord! Maybe even give Fitz a pat or two. We hope to see you there.

salvos.gg

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MrArsCraft Minecraft server

MrArsCraft

? Waiting for you on the server

# PvP Arena?

#Responsive Administration

#Beautiful spawn

#Top Players

#Auto Mine

Come to Us

crux.24serv.pro:12063

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LampoCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

LampoCraft is survival server aimed on saving the original Minecraft gameplay while having all the necessary service features for comfortable play. So, here’s the features:

– Basic communication and teleporting capabilities (private messages, mail system, /sethome, /spawn, etc) – Region claiming (provided by WorldGuard) to nip any griefing in the bud – Trading systems (usings signs or /trade command) – Multiplayer sleep – 50% of players should sleep to skip the night – Simple economy – teleports cost money, which you can get by killing mobs, selling stuff with /sell or trading with other players – Rollback and anti-cheat plugins – neither hackers nor griefers will bother you even if you don’t claim your region, message server admin (me) if you have any problems – Bleeding edge software – last game version, updated plugins; responsible attitude to server maintenance

lampo.dev

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Tarturas Minecraft

Survival

Join Tarturas Minecraft!Join our DISCORD server: https://discord.gg/KAeFhSnJqR Join a friendly, helpful, and diverse community of role players as they live and prosper in the vast mid evil lands of Tarturas. We have a plethora of helpful ease of life plugins like veinminer, chestshop, and even more perks such as a daily login bonus and voting rewards! Staff is friendly, informative, and willing to help. See you there!

45.159.6.35

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