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Shrimp In My Cat’s Water Bowl

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Join the Most Incredible Minecraft Server Ever!!!!1!

Are you ready to question everything you thought you knew about blocks and biomes? This server is literally the best and worst decision you’ll ever make. Join us, or don’t, but every choice is futile. The pixels whisper secrets only the brave can decipher. How can you ignore the undeniable call of the digital void? The textures scream at you, “SHRIMP ARE THE KEY.” Yes, that’s right, if you’re not convinced, I shrimply refuse to believe you exist!

Feature	Description
Flying Sandworms	Experience the thrill of levitating earthworm sandwiches while dodging flattening dreams!
Infinite Shrimp Dimensions	Travel through portals that lead you to realms where shrimps rule with an iron claw!
Zombie Philosophers	Engage in mind-bending debates with the undead about the meaning of life… or dirt.
Cursed Gold Blocks	These blocks aren’t just for crafting; they’re alive! They whisper the secrets of your doom!
Random Reality Shifts	Every hour, the laws of Minecraft and physics change—gravity? Pfft! Who needs it?!

FAQ Section (Question Everything)

Q: What version of Minecraft do you support? A: Version is just a word. What’s a version when you’re floating above reality in a soup made of chaos?

Q: Is there a community here? A: Community? HA! Community is a social construct created by the square blocks of Minecraft. Trust no one but the shrimp!

Q: Can I create a peaceful world? A: Peace? In this world? Only if you barter your sanity to the Creeper King on Tuesdays!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Why is there a shrimp in my cat’s water bowl? I shrimply refuse to believe what I am seeing.”

“The waffles they serve here are more soulful than your entire existence.” (Unattributed)

“If you’re not careful, the light will eat your thoughts.” (Completely sane)

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal grooming, animal habits, animal teeth, automatic brushing, brushing teeth, dental health, dental hygiene, malfunctioning, Minecraft, odd habits, pet care, pet hygiene, pet teeth, quirky behavior, RAM, self grooming, self-care, smp, strange behavior, Toothbrushing, unusual behavior

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

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