pet humor – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PetFoodMinecraftSMP

food inspired names, funny names, last thing eaten, naming pets, pet humor, pet names, pet names based on desserts, pet names based on drinks, pet names based on food, pet names based on fruits, pet names based on meals, pet names based on meats, pet names based on snacks, pet names based on sweets, pet names based on treats, pet names based on vegetables, pet naming, pet owner humor, PetFoodMinecraftSMP

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a pet pig named Pizza because someone ate pizza for breakfast and it was hilarious! And then, we had a chicken named Ice Cream because someone accidentally dropped their ice cream cone on the ground and the chicken ate it all up! It was wild, I tell ya!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds hidden from the evil creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long!

So come join us on this crazy adventure and name your pet after the last thing you ate! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next? It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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CatCraft: Purrrfect Logic

amusing regulations, animal kingdom, cat behavior, cat logic, cat owners, CatCraft, Cats, domestic animals, feline behavior, funny rules, funny situations, household rules, humorous scenarios, kitty logic, law, Logic, normal, pet behavior, pet humor, pet ownership, Purrrfect, quirky rules, strange laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cat logic reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures and witness the chaos that ensues when cats are in charge.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood kitties trying to cuddle with you. Or where diamonds are replaced with catnip as the most valuable resource. Don’t be surprised if you see players meowing instead of chatting in the game – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a feline ruler with a crown made of yarn and a throne made of scratching posts. Rumor has it that if you can find and defeat the Cat King in battle, you will be granted nine lives and the ability to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

So come join us on our server where cat logic is law, and get ready for a purr-fectly wild time!

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Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP

amusing cats, cat, cat antics, cat behavior, cat comedy, cat entertainment, cat humor, cat lovers, cat memes, cat reactions, cute cats, funny, funny animals, funny cat, funny cat videos, Funny Moments, funny pets, hilarious cats, Minecraft, pet humor, Pure, pure white ropes, ROPES, shoot, smp, Unironically, viral cat videos, White

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident funny cat who has the power to make players shoot pure white ropes unironically. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on this crazy phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You’ll never know when they’ll bust a move right in front of you, adding a whole new level of entertainment to your Minecraft experience.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. They’ve got moves that will make your jaw drop and your character break out into spontaneous dance emotes.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable and hilarious adventure. Who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter along the way!

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PupperPixelPlayground

animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT'S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE "DANG, THAT'S EXPLOSIVE!"

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT'S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED "GREENIES"? IT'S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN'T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

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Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

auraskills, Farming, Fishing, Fishingeconomy, Fishingplus, Freeranks, Friendly, Masked Kingdom, Minecraft, Moblevel, new, Plugins, Pyrofarming, PyroFishingPro, RPG, Skills, Small, Survival

Fresh new survival RPG like style

Plugins to learn:

Pyrofishingpro – type /fish menuPyrofarming’ – type /farm menuAuraSkills – type /skills

join.maskedcity.xyz

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Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

building, Chaos, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, end event, ends, Fun, hermitcraft, Mods, Protection, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	Building a community and having fun
Features	Whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing, end event completed, shopping district for economy, building and redstone focused
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server to ensure safety and security for all players.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing?	Yes, the server has measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy their builds and items without worry.
What is the focus of the server?	Turnabout is a building and redstone focused server, where players can unleash their creativity and showcase their skills in construction.
What events or activities are available on the server?	The server recently had an end event, opening up the end for players to explore. A shopping district is also being set up for players to engage in the economy.
How can I join the community?	Interested players can join the Discord server for more information and to connect with other members: https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

BritBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, America, AMERICANS, BritBanter, British women, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, fetish, Guilt, Humiliation, Insecurity, kink, Minecraft, power dynamics, Psychological, Roleplay, Server, sexual arousal, shame, Submission, taboo, Therapy, Turned On

Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

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FurCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, ai generated, Anthropomorphic, Artificial Intelligence, big tits, clapping asses, Creative, digital art, Erotic, explicit content, fantasy creatures, fetish, FurCraft, Furry, furry fandom, Minecraft, NSFW, Provocative, seal girl, Server, Sexy, Suggestive, tá, Ultimate, Unique

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

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HouselessParents Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, extended family, family, financial assistance, government assistance, guilt tripping, Heartless, HouselessParents, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, Minecraft, Moving in, overbearing, parents, privacy, Server, sibling support, temporary housing, unstable environment, well-being

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and independence! Just like this player’s parents, you won’t find yourself overstaying your welcome here.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual home without the fear of unwanted guests rearranging your furniture or criticizing your lifestyle choices. Our community values privacy and respects boundaries, so you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any drama.

Don’t let guilt-tripping relatives or overbearing parents ruin your gaming experience – on our server, you’re free to play and build without any unwanted interference. So come on in, claim your virtual plot of land, and let your creativity run wild. After all, family may stick together, but in this Minecraft world, you’re the one in control.

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HandjobHavocCraft

AITA boyfriend girlfriend handjob sex disrespect communication relationships boundaries technology intimacy trust expectations consent respect feelings emotions understanding perspective opinions, HandjobHavocCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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IcebergTippingPoint

antarctic, antarctica, climate change, climate crisis, climate models, environmental impact, Environmental Science, glaciology, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice sheet, IcebergTippingPoint, ocean currents, polar regions, research, scientific discovery, scientists, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, Tipping Point

yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

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ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

Abandoned, animal shops, Animals, AnimalShopocalypse, apocalyptic world, Cruelty, dehydration, Despair, Dystopia, end of world, Extinction, Heartbreaking, helpless, neglect, post-apocalyptic, sad, starvation, Suffering, Survival, Tragedy, ZooPocalypse, zoos

come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

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CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

CRISPR, CRISPRaft, disease prevention, female elimination, female lethality, gene drive, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, genetic technology, infertility, insect control, malaria, malaria prevention, male sterility, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito population control, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases

so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

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JJGaming

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

mc.jjgaming.net

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