pet humor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PetFoodMinecraftSMP
food inspired names, funny names, last thing eaten, naming pets, pet humor, pet names, pet names based on desserts, pet names based on drinks, pet names based on food, pet names based on fruits, pet names based on meals, pet names based on meats, pet names based on snacks, pet names based on sweets, pet names based on treats, pet names based on vegetables, pet naming, pet owner humor, PetFoodMinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a pet pig named Pizza because someone ate pizza for breakfast and it was hilarious! And then, we had a chicken named Ice Cream because someone accidentally dropped their ice cream cone on the ground and the chicken ate it all up! It was wild, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds hidden from the evil creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long!
So come join us on this crazy adventure and name your pet after the last thing you ate! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next? It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

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CatCraft: Purrrfect Logic
amusing regulations, animal kingdom, cat behavior, cat logic, cat owners, CatCraft, Cats, domestic animals, feline behavior, funny rules, funny situations, household rules, humorous scenarios, kitty logic, law, Logic, normal, pet behavior, pet humor, pet ownership, Purrrfect, quirky rules, strange laws
Welcome to our Minecraft server where cat logic reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures and witness the chaos that ensues when cats are in charge.
Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood kitties trying to cuddle with you. Or where diamonds are replaced with catnip as the most valuable resource. Don’t be surprised if you see players meowing instead of chatting in the game – it’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a feline ruler with a crown made of yarn and a throne made of scratching posts. Rumor has it that if you can find and defeat the Cat King in battle, you will be granted nine lives and the ability to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.
So come join us on our server where cat logic is law, and get ready for a purr-fectly wild time!

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Funny Cat Makes Me Shoot Pure White Ropes Unironically Minecraft SMP
amusing cats, cat, cat antics, cat behavior, cat comedy, cat entertainment, cat humor, cat lovers, cat memes, cat reactions, cute cats, funny, funny animals, funny cat, funny cat videos, Funny Moments, funny pets, hilarious cats, Minecraft, pet humor, Pure, pure white ropes, ROPES, shoot, smp, Unironically, viral cat videos, White
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident funny cat who has the power to make players shoot pure white ropes unironically. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on this crazy phenomenon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You’ll never know when they’ll bust a move right in front of you, adding a whole new level of entertainment to your Minecraft experience.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. They’ve got moves that will make your jaw drop and your character break out into spontaneous dance emotes.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable and hilarious adventure. Who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter along the way!

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PupperPixelPlayground
animal treats, canine vision, color blind dogs, color perception, dark green, dog diet, dog food, dog health, dog products, dog snacks, dog treats, funny, Greenies, pet care, pet humor, pet nutrition, pet supplies, pet treats, PupperPixelPlayground, yellow-brown
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT'S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE "DANG, THAT'S EXPLOSIVE!"
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT'S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED "GREENIES"? IT'S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN'T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

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Bone Collector vs The Professor Minecraft Server
1v1, aging athletes, athlete showdown, Basketball, basketball competition, basketball game, basketball legends, basketball players, basketball rivalry, basketball skills, basketball stars, Bone, Bone Collector, Collector, matchup, Minecraft, past their primes, Professor, Server, sports, street game, street showdown, streetball, the professor
Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between two Minecraft legends? Join our server and watch as Bone Collector and The Professor, two seasoned players past their primes, finally go head to head in an epic 1v1 battle. The streets are buzzing with anticipation for this matchup – will Bone Collector’s bone-crushing skills prevail, or will The Professor’s intellect and strategy win the day? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and witness history in the making!

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WeddingCraft420
bridal party, bride, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid drama, bridezilla, Small wedding, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding contract, wedding costs, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules, wedding stress, wedding venue, WeddingCraft420, Weed
Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone follows the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We’re like the rebellious bridesmaid who just can’t resist bringing weed to a wedding. Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, dab pens, and a whole lot of chaos.
Our venue may be strict, but that just adds to the excitement. Imagine the thrill of sneaking around, trying not to get caught with your precious weed stash. And if you do get caught, well, let’s just say the consequences are…explosive.
But don’t worry, we’re all about having a good time here. With a dry wedding and a maid of honor who screams at the drop of a hat, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe hide your weed really, really well).

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BlockyBoom Minecraft Server
Attack, Black sea, Black Sea Oil Refinery, BlockyBoom, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, drone strike, ENERGY, Hur, Kamikaze drones, Military, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, Report, russia, Russia’s Largest, SECURITY, Server, sources, strike, Terrorism
hey u, yes u, do u like explosions and chaos? well then come join our epic minecraft server where kamikaze drones strike russia’s largest black sea oil refinery! watch as the refinery goes BOOM and the whole server goes wild with excitement! join now for a chance to witness the most epic destruction in minecraft history! who needs peaceful building when u can have insane explosions instead? join now and be part of the madness!

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BarentsBomberBash
airspace, Barents Sea, BarentsBomberBash, bomber planes, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, fighter jets, intercept, international relations, Military, military maneuvers, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tension, territorial waters, U.S
OMG, u gotta join our Minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Russia scrambled fighter jets to intercept us! We were just building our epic base in the Barents Sea when suddenly, BAM, fighter jets everywhere! They were probably just jealous of our sick builds and wanted to join in on the fun. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the Russian fighter jets, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Metropolis City Network
Apartments, Auctions, Business, Chest Shop, city, Citylife, Community, condos, CraftConomy3, Creative, ItemSlotMachine, market, MCMMO, Metropolis City, Metropoliscity, Minecraft, MONEY, player to player sales, Plugins, Properties, Quality, Rent, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Towny, Wilderness
Whether you want to rent properties in the city, run your own business and shops within them or wander out into the wilderness and live a simple life; you have freedom to choose in this bustling minecraft metropolis.
Metropolis City is a survival server located at s16.hosthorde.com:26721
The object of the game is to make money selling anything you find or craft in the wilderness including drugs. Sell items at the market in town or sell to someone else via auctions, player to player sales or selling at other players’ shops.
Take the money and buy plots available in the city and develop your own property in Metropolis City or buy/rent an apartment or condo and enjoy the city life.
We here at Metropolis City want to focus on quality, and in order to grow our server into a large community we believe its best to provide a fun and easy to understand game experience.
In order to do this, we are focusing all of our efforts, money and time on the survival server.
The server has all the standard plugins and mcMMo, CraftConomy3, ItemSlotMachine Towny, chest shop, Houses, , and a few others as well.
Visit our website metropoliscity.enjin.com for more information and check out our forums with information on donations, staff applications and other updates.
I hope to see you all online.
Thanks,
JazzCatz
216.245.176.134:25644

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CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server
character builds, CraftyGenshin, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, Verdict, Wiki
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a blaze? Look no further, because our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now and experience the thrill of building your own fiery fortress, battling mobs with flaming swords, and riding on lava boats like a true lava lord.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Natlan tribe, who will guide you through the treacherous lands with their magical hands. Need a hand? They’ve got you covered!
And don’t miss out on our current character banner featuring Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara. These characters are so epic, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a flick of their swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your daily check-in rewards before they disappear like Endermen in the night. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some sweet loot! Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one.

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TickrCraft Minecraft Server
assets, base, Capital, Company, equity, finance, Investment, long tail, market, Minecraft, price, profit, PWIF, Quote, Server, shares, stock, symbol, tags, ticker, TickrCraft, Trading, Value
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us and experience the magic of flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, a secret underground base where the password is constantly changing to “PWIF”, and a never-ending supply of diamond pickaxes that are actually made out of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret recipe).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out on flying llamas armed with laser beams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken for 24 hours.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure insanity!

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PranksterPurgeMC
bears, character test, dirty laundry, elevation gain, Hangout, hiking test, Jorts, long hike, Lost, mimosas, misplaced confidence, prank, PranksterPurgeMC, Proposal, relationship test, reputation, safety in danger, single, socially shaming, street clothes, test, tiktok, underdeveloped frontal lobe, unexpected
Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we take things to the extreme just like Daniel did with his hiking test!
Join our server and prove your worth by surviving outrageous challenges that will push you to your limits. Just like how Daniel thought he could test his girlfriend with a 10-mile hike without any supplies, we will test your Minecraft skills with unexpected twists and turns.
Forget about bears, sunburns, and dehydration – on our server, you’ll have to worry about creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes! Can you handle it? Or will you end up like Daniel, single and regretting your decisions?
So come join us and show us what you’re made of. Who needs a proposal when you can conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge? Don’t be like Daniel, be a Minecraft master on our server!

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SelfDiscoveryCraft
hidden talents, inner strength, inner transformation, introspection, personal growth, personal journey, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-discovery experience, self-discovery journey, self-discovery process, self-exploration, SelfDiscoveryCraft, surprising revelation, unexpected abilities, unexpected discovery, unexpected qualities, unexpected realization, unexpected self-discovery., unexpected truth
Have you ever dug deep into your soul and found out that you’re actually a Minecraft pro in disguise? Well, that’s exactly what happened to us when we stumbled upon this epic Minecraft server. Join us and uncover your true potential as a block-building, creeper-fighting warrior!
Forget boring old reality, on our server you can become a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords out of your hands and ride pigs into battle. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake – who wouldn’t want to explore that?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and discover just how awesome you really are!

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SpiderWebSnacks
Arachnid, Cobweb, creepy, Curiosity, delicate, entomology, flavor, food for thought, insects, intricate, Natural, sensory experience, silk, spider silk, spiderwebs, SpiderWebSnacks, sticky, Taste, Texture, Unique, web design
come join our minecraft server and find out! we have the most realistic spiderwebs that you can actually eat in the game. they taste like cotton candy mixed with unicorn tears. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon wearing a tutu. if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep the tutu as a prize. also, we have a pet zombie named fred who tells the best dad jokes. seriously, you won’t find a server as wacky and wild as ours. so come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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