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PetFails Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest pet competitions ever! Like, one time, someone brought a pet rock and it won first place because it just sat there looking all rock-like. And another time, someone brought a pet slime and it started multiplying like crazy and took over the whole server. It was wild, man.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best pet shops with the weirdest animals. Like, I bought a pet llama that could fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. It was insane, bro. And don’t even get me started on the pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. It’s like a party in your inventory, dude.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and show off your weirdest pets. Who knows, you might just win the coveted title of Pet Master Supreme. Trust me, it’s a title worth fighting for.

Crafty Drunk Crafters: Use booze to build, not destroy! #MinecraftServer

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that crash every five minutes or have more bugs than a spider-infested cave? Well, fear not, because our server unironically works! That’s right, you can actually play the game without getting kicked out or losing all your progress due to glitches.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.

Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!

CraftyAF Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	257674	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8779
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	110	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Animals Bred:	95	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1549
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Animals Bred:	93
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition