Pet Damage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VacuumValorCraft

reimbursement, pet damage, roommate conflict, shared living space, high-quality vacuum

Are you tired of living with roommates who let their pets destroy your belongings without a care in the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without the fear of it being destroyed by a rogue vacuum-eating dog!

On our server, you can create the ultimate vacuum fortress to protect your precious cleaning supplies. No more worrying about irresponsible roommates or their destructive pets. Plus, if anyone dares to mess with your vacuum, you can unleash a virtual army of cleaning robots to defend your turf.

And if by chance your virtual vacuum does get destroyed, don’t worry! Our server admins will make sure you get a replacement of equal quality, no questions asked. Say goodbye to cheap $60 vacuums and hello to the luxurious $180 models you deserve.

So come join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where vacuums are treated with the respect they deserve. Who knew cleaning could be so fun and drama-filled?

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DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

dog sitting, pet etiquette, Server, Minecraft, pet sitting etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

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NoPupNoHouseMC

pet visit expectations, pet owner etiquette, pet safety, pet visit protocol, friend’s dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! Unlike real life, you don’t have to worry about your friend’s unruly dog knocking over your virtual vases or shedding all over your pixelated furniture.

Join us and create your own virtual pet paradise, where you can have as many animals as you want without any of the mess or stress. Plus, if your friend’s dog ever gets out of hand, you can simply teleport it to a faraway land where it can roam free without causing any chaos.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life pet drama behind. Build a pet kingdom, tame wild animals, and live out all your animal-loving fantasies without any of the real-life consequences. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

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JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

anti-semitism, guard duty, Jewish buildings, public service, Allowed

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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Oyster Reef Adventures

shellfish, ireland, exhausted oyster reefs, high as houses, conservation

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

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Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

covid, stockpiling, repeat behavior, essential items, Chaos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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Superchat Minecraft SMP

dating advice, virtual interaction, online dating, cringe, Minecraft

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

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ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

showering, ventilation, hygiene, Edition, comfort

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

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HateNoise Minecraft SMP

Piercing, cacophony, bothersome, Racket, Shrill

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

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BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

positive changes, personal growth, self-care, mental health, self reflection

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

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