Pests MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Honey Flies Bullshit

attraction, IDIOMS, falsehood, bullshit, Negativity

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!

if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

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Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

hidden, Lurking, chilling, ROACHES, Pests

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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RoachCraft Minecraft Server

Nervous, RoachCraft, Cockroaches, friendship, Warning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about any roaches crawling on you while you play! Our virtual world is completely bug-free, unlike your friend’s apartment.

Join us for a roach-free gaming experience and leave your fears behind. Say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t let those pesky bugs ruin your gaming experience – come play with us instead!

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the creepy crawlies for good. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bloody Explosion Ape Land

bug squishing, creepy crawlies, Pest Control, bug repellent, Bloody

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

PALS, Jeet, household pests, infestation, PIXEL

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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LivingRoomShutdownCraft

LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mother, DAUGHTER, house rules, guests

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

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Homo Sex Pests Minecraft SMP

raping, homosexpests, controversy, Harassment, offensive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got homos making jokes about raping Hololive members, because why not add a little spice to your Minecraft experience? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there!

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FlyPoopPatrol

Pests, fly control, stepping, control, hygiene

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

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TickTerrorFlusherCraft

TOILET, hate, Extermination, insects, revulsion

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can battle against evil ticks that have taken over the world! These tiny creatures are out for revenge after years of being flicked into toilets and flushed away. But fear not, for you can team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from their wrath!

Not only will you have the chance to fight against tick armies, but you can also build your own tick-proof fortress and protect yourself from their relentless attacks. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even venture into the dangerous Tick Cave where the biggest and baddest ticks reside.

So come join us on this wild adventure and show those pesky ticks who’s boss! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Tick-tack-toe, it’s time to go!

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Fire & Folly Minecraft

Pests, climate change, higher latitudes, Minecraft, CHANGE

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like literally lit cuz fire be everywhere! We got fire spreading like crazy, just like my mixtape 🔥🔥🔥 And climate change be making things even crazier, with wind blowing stuff around and pests causing chaos. Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you gotta dodge fireballs and fight off crazy creatures. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join the fun and see if you can survive the fiery madness! 🌋🔥🔥🔥 #SurvivalOfTheLitest #MinecraftMayhem

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