Pesticides Minecraft Servers

Pesticides

  • Pixel Pesticide Party

    Pixel Pesticide Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

    First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

    So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

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  • Pest-Free EcoCraft Server

    Pest-Free EcoCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u think, dang, i wish there was a server where u could save the world from evil pesticides? well, guess what, buddy, this is the place for u! we got plants, animals, and microbes all in danger from those pesky pesticides, and it’s up to u to save ’em all! join our server and be a hero for biodiversity! plus, u get to ride a giant flying pig into battle against the evil pesticide monsters. it’s gonna be epic, bro. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together!

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  • WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

    WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

    Fertile Bee Party: Nitro Bloom Boom

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the flowers are bloomin’ and the bees are buzzin’! we got so much fertiliser use that even the pollinators can’t keep up! our world’s longest study found that just a little bit of nitrogen fertiliser can cut flower numbers by fivefold and halve the pollinating insects! it’s a wild ride on our server, where the bees are struggling to keep up with all the bloomin’ flowers. join now for a truly unique minecraft experience like no other!

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  • Bee Balm Hydrogel Haven

    Bee Balm Hydrogel Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we protect bumblebees from evil pesticides with our magical hydrogel microparticles! we’ve seen a 30% increase in bumblebee survival rates thanks to our crazy antidote! join us and save the bees while building epic structures and battling creepers! it’s a wild ride full of adventure and environmental activism! let’s save the world one block at a time!

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  • BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

    BeeBlastersMC – Save the Bees and Battle Pesticides!

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u like bees? well do we have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a whole world dedicated to saving the bees! we got neonicotinoid and pyrethroid everywhere, just like in real life! watch as the bees struggle to survive in this toxic environment, it’s like a real-life drama show but in minecraft! join now and witness the widespread negative effects of pesticides on wild bees firsthand. who needs reality tv when u can watch bees suffer in minecraft?! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of this insane bee-saving adventure! 🐝🌼🎮

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  • CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

    CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

    experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

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  • CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!

    CraftyCorp Chaos: Where Greed Meets Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight against evil corporations trying to control the world’s food supply! Join us as we build bee sanctuaries to save the pollinators and grow our own GMO-free crops. We even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down Monsanto once and for all. So come join us and be a part of the resistance against the agricultural overlords!

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  • Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

    Minecraft 1.20.6 server: ‘OUR DIAMONDS ARE FAKE’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our food is poison! That’s right, forget about boring old steak and carrots, on our server, you’ll be chowing down on toxic treats that will have you seeing rainbows in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary creature known as the Chickenzilla. This massive chicken roams the land, terrorizing players and laying explosive eggs everywhere. Can you defeat Chickenzilla and claim the ultimate prize? Join us to find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep? This spectral woolly creature will haunt your dreams and make sure you never look at sheep the same way again.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for the poison food, Chickenzilla, and the ghostly sheep!

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  • CraftyTrudeauGone

    CraftyTrudeauGone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

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