We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.
Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.
And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.
Come join us and let the madness begin!
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant roach bosses to building your own roach army, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, our healthcare epidemiology experts are always on hand to make sure things don’t get too out of hand.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the roach revolution begin!
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