Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like trying to figure out if that bug is a bat bug or a bed bug. And just like bed bugs, our server won’t jump to conclusions or crawl on smooth surfaces – it’s all about smooth gameplay and epic adventures.
Join us for a Valentine’s Day special trip with your in-game partner, but watch out for any hidden surprises, just like not disclosing a bed bug infestation to your real-life partner before a romantic getaway. And if you’re planning a lake trip, make sure to clear your inventory of any bed bugs before joining us – because our server is all about clean fun (literally, no bugs allowed).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime – just make sure to bring your bug spray!
Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.
Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.
So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!
We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.
Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.
And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.
Come join us and let the madness begin!
also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.
oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!
Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?
And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
guard the animatronics from pesky players trying to break in and steal their pizza! but watch out, because these animatronics are no joke – they’ll chase you down and give you a spook like you’ve never experienced before.
earn tons of money for doing basically nothing – just like the security guard in FNaF! who needs managers when you can just clock in and dip out whenever you want?
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun – just don’t forget to bring your flashlight and a change of pants, because things are about to get wild!
| Server IP | forgotten-realms.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Forgotten Realms? | Forgotten Realms is a Minecraft server themed after medieval or English/European buildings with fantasy elements and RPG-oriented gameplay mechanics. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Plugins include McMMO, EcoMobs, LevelledMobs, Reforging, Towny, Bolt, RTP, Quests, VeinMiner, and more. |
| What is the server economy like? | The server runs on the “diamond standard” economy where $1 = 1 diamond, avoiding over inflation. |
| Is the server active? | Forgotten Realms is a place where players can relax and chill, with an active community that values long-term enjoyment over constant updates. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to eat one, they turned into a unicorn! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. Join us and you just might catch a glimpse of this majestic ruler strutting his stuff around spawn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of ninja pandas who guard the mystical realm of Kawaii Land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Panda Sensei in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Anime Genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can answer the age-old question: Was he right about anime? (Spoiler alert: yes, yes he was)