🔥Perverts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Perverts: Blocky Aggression

aggression, Attitudes, Behavior, blocky, clarification, controversy, debate, different types, findings, harmful effects, Media influence, mental health, Perverts, pixelated, psychopathy, relationship, research, sexism, sexual aggression, Social Issues, societal impact, study, Viewers, violent pornography

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4653
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

join this minecraft server and u will become the ultimate gamer god, like seriously bro. our server is so lit, it will make u forget about all ur problems in life. u wanna know why? cuz we got magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give u super powers.

u think u got what it takes to survive in our world? well think again, cuz we got killer chickens that will hunt u down and steal ur diamonds. but don’t worry, we also got flying pigs that will protect u and give u free cake.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery? yea, it’s like a real-life adventure movie but in minecraft form. so what are u waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. let’s goooooo! 🚀🐷💎

RestroomRuckus Minecraft Server

5 year old, aita, comprehending, inappropriate, mental health issues, Minecraft, pervert, Perverts, pissed, rational explanation, restroom, RestroomRuckus, Server, Shocked, Son, tirade, Wal-Mart, Wife, women’s restroom, world today

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	63868	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	933	Meteorites Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for bringing your 5-year-old son into the women’s restroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything goes, even bathroom etiquette debates!

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!

Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3637
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Alien Abductions:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

MineTimeFunCraft

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, Fun, hobbies, hobbies for creativity, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-care, hobbies for socializing, hobbies for stress relief, hobbies for wellness, interests, leisure activities, MineTimeFunCraft, pastimes, Recreation, Relaxation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4238	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Votes:	2815	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Brain Cells Server

“Youth, aging, Brain, brain stem cells, cell regeneration, cells, CRISPR, Gene, gene editing, genetic editing, genetic engineering, genetic rejuvenation, Medical research, metabolism, Mice, neurons, neuroscience, regenerative medicine, rejuvenates, scientific breakthrough, Server, stem cells, Youthful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

Buy, buy now, decision, Discounted, discounted game, discounted RPG, fate, Gaming, gaming deal, gaming decision, gaming sale, Jrpg, Minecraft, Purchase, resonance of fate, RPG, RPG sale, sale, sale price, Server, Should I buy, video game, Video Game Sale

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	8512
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	4531
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Void Gems Collected:	27	Runes Activated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Farms Harvested:	463
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!