We got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing stuff up, it’s lit!
And the villagers? They all wear sunglasses and throw rave parties every night, you don’t wanna miss it!
Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.
It’s like a trippy dream come true, man. Join now and let’s get this party started!
On our server, we have a special “DD” role where the designated driver gets rewarded with virtual cokes for their services. No credit card required, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!
Forget about tampons and pads, on our server, we have a first aid kit full of diamonds and emeralds for those emergency situations. No need to worry about being called a pervert for having feminine hygiene products in your inventory.
Join us for a wild night out in the virtual world where the only thing you’ll be kicked out of is a pixelated bar. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to building epic structures with your new Minecraft friends.
So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be driving is a minecart? See you in the virtual world, where the only thing getting divided is the blocks you’re mining!
Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned argument in the restroom, just like the one that happened at Wal Mart. Who knew that taking your child to the bathroom could cause such a stir? But on our server, you can relive that moment over and over again, with plenty of players ready to debate the appropriateness of bathroom companions.
Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the bathroom battles begin!
Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!
Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.
Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!
Join our server for a chance to battle against the legendary Perorodzilla in Total Assault! Who wouldn’t want to take down a giant lizard in a field with special armor? And don’t even get us started on the 3x Bounties/Lessons/Scrimmages – it’s like a never-ending battle royale of epic proportions!
But wait, there’s more! How about joining the 100-Free Recruitment Event where you can recruit the most bizarre characters like Hoshino (Combat) and Shiroko (Terror)? Trust us, you won’t find these characters on any other server – they’re as unique as they come!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of blocky creatures plotting world domination – the possibilities are endless!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right – zombie chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to peck your brains out, but with the help of your trusty llama steed, you’ll be able to conquer them all!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew that monsters had such killer dance moves?
So come on down to our server and experience the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find the piece of advice that changes your life forever – like always bring a bucket of water to a lava fight!
this one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves but accidentally made it look like a giant potato instead. everyone thought it was hilarious so now we have a potato monument in the town square.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club? yeah, we have one of those too. you gotta do a dance-off with the skeletons to get in though. it’s lit.
join us on this crazy adventure and maybe you’ll be the next survivor of the ‘Nova’ massacre. just watch out for those pesky Hamas terrorists, they’ll try to steal your diamonds and make you do their bidding. but don’t worry, we’ll have your back. or at least we’ll laugh at you while you get wrecked. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
we have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with trading ridiculous amounts of random items. want to trade 100 diamonds for a stack of dirt? no problem! our villagers will hook you up.
rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. but be warned, the ocean is guarded by a giant squid named squishy who will only let you pass if you tell him a joke. better start practicing your best puns!
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night? some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the nether and never found their way back. others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. either way, it’s pretty freakin’ hilarious.
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of watermelons. you’re gonna need ’em.
Here are some reason why you should join mineblitz! custom mobs naomi the welcome npc active developers and staff like unlike other servers fully free to play in all ways possible global pets and team system that will knock your socks off
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Custom Survival – Crates , Koth Event , Fishing Event, Boss Event, Casino, Jobs, Shops, Custom Armors , Custom Swords, Custom Ability
176.57.168.78:30365
Are you ready to choose your faction and fight for supremacy? Welcome to “Battlemage Tombs”, a unique Minecraft server with four distinct factions:
Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good.
Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows.
Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance.
Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.
Immerse yourself in an epic role-playing experience in the land of Eldoria with custom weapons, quests, and a dynamic world. Whether you seek comrades, honor, power, or riches, there’s a place for you here.
Join the discord today to get the modpack!
51.81.167.235:25615
| Server Type | Modded, 1.20.1 Java Edition |
|---|---|
| Mod | Origins Mod with enhanced modpack |
| Features | New origins, proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture, new dimension |
| Community | Safe and welcoming environment |
| Whitelist | Required, information available on Discord |
The server is modded, running on Java Edition 1.20.1 and based around the origins mod.
The modpack includes new origins to choose from, proximity chat, new structures and generation, food and furniture additions, silly additions, and a new dimension.
We strive to keep the community safe and welcoming. Poor behavior and rule violations will be dealt with accordingly.
To join, you will need to be whitelisted. All the information you need can be found on our Discord server.
You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2.
Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.
But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.
Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!
