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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8384 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a llama uprising led by a disgruntled sheep named Julius Caesar? Or participate in a gladiator-style PvP tournament where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? And let’s not forget our famous “Toga Tuesdays,” where everyone dresses up in their best pixelated bedsheet attire.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the USA when you can have the crumbling empire of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!