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  • PissedCraft2021

    PissedCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are skeletons shooting you from a mile away? Are zombies stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, all mobs have been replaced with fluffy bunnies! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your day, just cute little bunnies hopping around everywhere.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your friends while grooving to the sickest beats in the Minecraft universe.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? Strap on your elytra and soar through the skies with these majestic beasts, just make sure you don’t get roasted by their fiery breath!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

    So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

    But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

    Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoobPopCraft

    BoobPopCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!

    Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.

    So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

    BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP