Perturbed MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PissedCraft2021

Peeved, mad, bothered, vexation, irked

Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are skeletons shooting you from a mile away? Are zombies stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, all mobs have been replaced with fluffy bunnies! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your day, just cute little bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your friends while grooving to the sickest beats in the Minecraft universe.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? Strap on your elytra and soar through the skies with these majestic beasts, just make sure you don’t get roasted by their fiery breath!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Absolutely Sick Of ‘Im Minecraft SMP

sick of, weary of, aggravated, fed up, Absolutely

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is absolutely sick of ‘im! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding! Join us for a wild ride full of chaos and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelor party, bachelorette party, student loans, wedding showers, ring bearers

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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BoobPopCraft

Honesty, awkward, Hotel, social etiquette, lying..

Come join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy encounters! Just like the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend’s friend’s boob at a hotel swimming pool. But don’t worry, on our server, there’s no need to worry about accidentally seeing anyone’s boobs – unless that’s your thing, in which case, we don’t judge!

Join us for some epic building challenges, intense PvP battles, and maybe even some scandalous secrets revealed in the chat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation like mine, where you have to awkwardly deny staring at someone’s boobs while playing Minecraft.

So come on, join us for a server experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft – unless you want to share your hilarious stories with the rest of the players!

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BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

bothered, disquieted, discomfited, anxious, Agitated

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

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Void’s Calling SMP: Where even the skeletons think twice about griefing

custom IP servers, feature suggestion, java, PHONES, community chat

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Vanilla

Player Capacity 30 players

Supported Platforms Java/Bedrock (Mobile or PC)

Discord Community chat and feature suggestion area

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the discord linked in the profile or add the discord ID athas_

Q: Can I play on my phone?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition so you can play on your phone.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is vanilla but you can suggest plugins in the discord feature suggestion area.

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AnimeMixCraft Server

anime outros, anime music, anime music videos, anime intros, anime theme songs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild anime opening that goes HARD! Join us and experience epic battles, magical quests, and crazy adventures that will make you feel like the main character of your own anime series. Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner anime hero!

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Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Popular Anime, Shanks, long tail, popular manga, Anime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with crazy characters, like the legendary Fraudhawk who once ran a marathon in Minecraft without stopping for a single second. And let’s not forget about the infamous Shanks, whose shitposts are so legendary they have their own fan club.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCompliments

self love, self improvement, self-assurance, most often, self esteem

“Join our Minecraft server and get complimented on your block-placing skills more than you’ve ever been complimented on anything in your life! People will be in awe of your ability to create pixelated masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate block-building champion. So come on, join us and show off your skills to the chicken overlords!”

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RafaCraft: SeniorHamasGone

idf, Conflict, violence, Rafa Salama, Military

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up senior hamas commanders like rafa salama with our insane air strikes! join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take down some bad guys in style. who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in minecraft, amirite? so grab your TNT and get ready to cause some chaos on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Server Type	Vanilla
Player Capacity	30 players
Supported Platforms	Java/Bedrock (Mobile or PC)
Discord	Community chat and feature suggestion area

Perturbed

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Can I play on my phone?

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?