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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4407

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8443

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crops Grown:	8329
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9609	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!