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Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Crafty AF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Votes:	2548	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will make you want to become a woman! Why, you ask? Because our pixelated world is so fabulous and glamorous that you’ll be strutting your stuff in a diamond-studded dress in no time! Join us and unleash your inner diva while building the most fabulous creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a bedazzled handbag, right? So come on, darling, join us and let’s slay the Minecraft runway together!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Join our DEMON KING edition server for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! 🔥🔥🔥

👹 Early Access starting June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Be one of the first to conquer our demon-infested lands!

🔥 Release Date on July 2, 2024! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown with the Demon King!

🎮 In-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-kai Watch Event rerun will have you battling legendary creatures and collecting rare loot!

🌍 Test your skills with Cross-Region Data Center Travel and dominate in PvP Series 5!

🤝 Join Free Companies and Linkshells to team up with fellow adventurers and conquer the realm together!

🎉 Don’t miss our insane meetups, like the Dungeon Melty 6: Dungeon Meshi Meetup and the Weekly BLU Meetup! It’s gonna be lit!

💥 Previous tyrannical state? Ha! We’ve defeated them all and now it’s your turn to rise to power in our epic world of demons and magic!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in our DEMON KING edition server! Are you ready to face the challenge? Let the games begin! 💪🔥👹

JohnCraig Survival VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Quests, Ranking system, Shops, smp, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25

Category	Hypixel	JohnCraig Survival
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	New server with a growing community
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of mini-games and custom game modes	Mainly focuses on survival gameplay
Features	Extensive customization options, custom cosmetic items, and frequent updates	Supports Bedrock and Java editions, shops, jobs, quests, ranking system
Community	Established community with active forums and events	Building a friendly and interactive community
Uptime	High server uptime and stability	Online 24/7

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel better for minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of custom minigames and game modes
What makes JohnCraig Survival unique?	JohnCraig Survival offers a more community-focused survival experience with features like shops, jobs, quests, and ranking system
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community
Can I play on JohnCraig Survival with Bedrock edition?	Yes, JohnCraig Survival supports both Bedrock and Java editions
Which server has more customization options?	Hypixel offers extensive customization options and custom cosmetic items

Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	9081
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	3110	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

LazyCraft: Where Building is Optional and Slacking Off is Encouraged!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	5915
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of actually having to work at your job? Do you dream of slacking off for 7/8 hours a day without any consequences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content – all while avoiding any actual responsibilities. Need to take a break from your DevOps duties? Just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild.

With our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who also have zero interest in learning new things. So come on, join us and get away with doing as little work as possible – no one will ever know!

MineGFG – Girls’ Frontline Fun

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Villages Defended:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear and start grooving to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs rode in on saddled chickens, declaring themselves the rulers of the server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary battles between players dressed as giant squids and flying llamas armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon himself shows off his killer dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	8602	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	7019
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

The Floating Island SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hypixel	The Floating Island SMP
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Community-driven server
– Various minigames and modes	– Weekly votes for server content
– Active forums and community events	– Monthly events and competitions
Cons	Cons
– Crowded servers at peak times	– Smaller player base
– Pay-to-win elements	– Limited minigames and modes

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to The Floating Island SMP.

Which server offers more diverse gameplay options?

Hypixel offers various minigames and modes, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on community-driven content and events.

Are there pay-to-win elements on either server?

Hypixel has pay-to-win elements, while The Floating Island SMP focuses on a more balanced gameplay experience.

Which server has more active community events?

Both servers have active community events, but The Floating Island SMP offers weekly votes for server content and monthly events and competitions.

Can I join The Floating Island SMP without being a Twitch streamer or YouTuber?

Yes, The Floating Island SMP is open to all players who want to join the community and have fun!

Melonie’s Midlife Crisis Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	8699	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Runes Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of watching Melonie Mac while fapping! Our server is filled with nostalgic vibes and epic builds that will make you feel like a teenager again (minus the fapping, hopefully). Plus, rumor has it that Melonie Mac herself occasionally logs on to play and reminisce about the good ol’ days. So come join us and let’s all get old together in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!