Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn that Australia is actually ruled by kangaroos, Russia is just one big vodka party, and Canada is secretly plotting to take over the world with their maple syrup army. Don’t miss out on the chance to expand your horizons with our totally legit and definitely accurate information. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and the questionable facts we provide)!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.
Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you ride around on your majestic dragon, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Who needs a boring old pet dog when you can have a fire-breathing, laser-shooting dragon as your loyal companion?
So why wait? Join our server now and start living the epic life you’ve always dreamed of! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!
also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
Medieval-Craft SMP | Minecraft 1.17.1
Features: Shops & Auction House – Buy, sell, and bid for rare items! Economy & Passive Earnings – Earn coins for being productive! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! SilkSpawners – Mine and relocate spawners with Silk Touch! Set Homes – Travel quickly to your favorite locations!
Whether you’re a merchant, warrior, or builder, Medieval-Craft SMP has a place for you. Join today and start your medieval journey!
Java IP: Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804 (port is required) Bedrock IP: Medieval-Craft.minecraft.pe Port: 3457 Discord: https://discord.gg/ZHfJQWKexw Website: http://bit.ly/medieval-craft
Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804
Welcome to Woodland Realms, an immersive Minecraft 1.21 RPG adventure set in the enchanting world inspired by Redwall. Step into a richly detailed universe where custom NPC lore drives dynamic quests, and every choice you make impacts the story. Help a variety of characters from abbots to woodland creatures as you forge your own path in this expansive, story-driven world.
Players utilize MMOProfiles to fully control their character creation, with skill progression through MMOCore and other custom plugins. The fully integrated RPG system ensures a deep, engaging experience, from epic battles to solving local conflicts.
Not only does the server offer a captivating RPG experience with custom textures, but Woodland Realms also features a hub where players can dive into minigames like Bedwars and arcade games, adding variety and fun for all types of players. Whether you’re exploring the lore-rich lands or competing in fast-paced minigames, Woodland Realms has something for everyone!
play.woodlandrealms.org
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Economy | Allows players to harvest and sell certain resources for cash |
| Central Town | Players can build shops to sell or buy items |
| Land Protection | Allows players to claim and protect chunks of land |
| World Map | Shows real-time world and player locations |
| Server Government | Includes mayor elections, court system, and in-game lawsuits |
| Homebrew Worldgen Datapack | Complete overhaul of generated terrain and structures |
If you’d like to join our community and check out the Azure SMP, hop on the server or join the Discord below!
We support both Java (multiple versions) and Bedrock players 😊
Java IP: play.prismplex.net
Bedrock IP: 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)
Discord: https://discord.gg/WypfQtEz5X
A: The Azure SMP has been around since August 2022, but recently underwent a complete reset and revamp.
A: No, the Azure SMP is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
A: Yes, the server offers land protection features for players to claim and protect chunks of land.
A: Yes, there is a central town where players can build shops to sell and buy items.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.
plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.
so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.