Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!
So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!
Join us and embark on a journey that will make you question your very existence. From battling zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, our server is full of wacky adventures that will leave you in stitches.
Who needs a mid-life crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis on our server? So come on, join us and discover at what age your view of life completely changes. Trust us, it’s a trip you won’t forget!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon and all the mobs. And one time, we all rode on saddled chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was wild, man.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Yeah, you heard me right. FREE CAKE. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.
And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.
So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?
But wait, there’s more! The villagers are actually secret agents working for a potato mafia, and the only way to gain their trust is by doing the chicken dance while juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, bro. It’s like a disco inferno with zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts spitting fireballs like they’re at a rap battle.
So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret code word to enter this magical world. Trust me, once you see a cow riding a minecart while playing the saxophone, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get weird, my dudes!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.
so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | N/A |
| Discord server | Join Discord |
| Online In-game map | View Map |
Features:
Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock versions? A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are special events and promotions on the server, such as free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones to claim land on the server.
Q: Can I teleport mobs in the game? A: Yes, you can put a lead on mobs to teleport them on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!
Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into other players’ bases to steal their stash of enchanted golden carrots, or maybe you prefer to prank your friends by replacing all their wheat with poisonous potatoes. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with nothing but cake blocks guarded by a herd of angry cows. Will you be brave enough to face the bovine guardians and claim your sugary prize?
So if you’re ready to take your guilty pleasures to the next level and have a laugh along the way, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and maybe a few unexpected surprises along the way.
Welcome to Halcyon SMP!!!
What we offer: Great Gameplay Friendly Community Tons of Custom Features Weekly Events Cheap Shops Organized Economy And many more!!!
Info: Java – (1.8 – Latest) Bedrock – (1.20.6 – Latest)
147.28.175.139:19882
Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) is a medieval fantasy roleplay Minecraft server with custom curated modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2. Explore a fantastical world, driven by player lore, with locational voice chat, realistic player-driven economy, and the ability to form nations with complex cultures.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Locational Voice Chat | Communication feature allowing voice chat based on player location. |
| Player-Driven Lore | Immerse yourself in a world shaped by player interactions and stories. |
| Realistic Economy | Engage in trade and commerce with a player-driven economy system. |
| Active Staff | Supportive admin and mod team to ensure a smooth gameplay experience. |
Embark on a journey in a new world born from Odyssia, where you can choose your path—be it as a scholar uncovering mysteries or as a powerful empire leader. Select from custom races, explore dungeons, and forge alliances to shape the realm as you desire.
If this piques your interest, join our Discord server for more information on how to join: Join Discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server open to players of all ages? | The server is currently limited to players aged 18 and above. |
| Can I create my own faction on the server? | Yes, players have the ability to create and lead their own factions. |
| Are there rewards for referring new players to the server? | Yes, for every 3 referrals, you will receive an in-game reward. |
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server and head to the “How to Join” channel for instructions. |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by none other than Gawr Gura herself! That’s right, the shark queen of the internet is here to guide you through the wacky world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like underwater building competitions where you have to construct an entire city at the bottom of the ocean. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Shark Week” celebration, where we all dress up as sharks and go on a rampage through the virtual seas.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.