come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.
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Sky Below You Land
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HelmetHeistCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!
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ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.
And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!
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CraftyHub – No Straight Answers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.
Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!
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Disrespectful Agree Craft
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?
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The Expeditions SMP
Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod Wiki Allows players to start their own lore War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.
Q: What is the size of the custom map?
A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.
Q: Is there a war system in the server?
A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.
Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.
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BroSisCraftWeddingWoops
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any interruptions.Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
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CraftyPatriotUSA
Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!
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CraftySisJudgerNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting without actually having kids ourselves! Join us for a wild ride of unsolicited advice, tantrums, and family drama!Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.
Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!