Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.
On our server, you can buildSKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.
But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where even blind players can thrive! Join us and discover a world where your lack of sight is actually an advantage. Who needs to see when you can feel your way through EPIC adventures?
Our server is so secure, even blind players can navigate it with ease. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally discover what you look like – maybe you’re secretly a Minecraft character who uses Nord VPN for extra protection!
Come join us for a WILD ride filled with surprises, challenges, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who needs vision when you have an AWESOME community to guide you through?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. Yes, you heard that right! But that’s not all – there are also flying pigs that drop diamonds wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their groovy adventures and dance the night away!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our INSANE Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the craziness never stops!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Join our Minecraft server to escape from awkward situations like this! Our server is a safe haven where you can build pixelated masterpieces and avoid fashion emergencies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a creeper ghost who will only haunt players wearing mismatched armor sets. So if you want to avoid a spooky fashion disaster, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your true love in the form of a blocky pig companion. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every day is a new adventure, where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. Yes, you heard that right, pigs fly on our server!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on the backs of giant spiders through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Don’t worry about getting lost, because our friendly llama guides will show you the way to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely out of watermelon blocks or a roller coaster that defies gravity. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn pig or befriend a talking creeper. The fun never stops on our server!
> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV
> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck
> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas
> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!
Are you tired of pajeets giving brown guys a bad name? Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx guys can finally reclaim their reputation from those pesky pajeets! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and show the world that Latinx guys are the true kings of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret power to make pajeets disappear from the game forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those pajeets who’s boss!
Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!
► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.
Modern Beta is a recreation of the infamous Minecraft version from 2011, beta 1.7.3, in modern day Minecraft (1.20+) utilizing resource pack and server side magic. Beta 1.7.3 is widley recognized as the “Golden Age” version of the game due to its simplicity, charm, and lack of “forced goals,” so the only goal is the ones you make with you and your friends.
Our mission is to create a vanilla 2011 Minecraft server experience where you can trust who you play with. We pride ourselves on not using any land claims or locked chests in favor of manual moderation via discord tickets, action data logging, and rollback tools because we would rather find and remove the bad actors to create and maintain our wonderful community.
NO GRIEFING, NO HACKING, NO STEALING, NO HATE OF ANY KIND!
Join the vibrant community of Cherry Block, thriving since 2019. Elevate your Minecraft experience with premium quality of life modifications and a welcoming atmosphere.
Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is so mad! Maybe he lost his diamond pickaxe or maybe a creeper blew up his house – either way, it’s chaos and we love it!
Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on drama and excitement. We have epic PvP battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret underground maze filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a zombie pigman. Hey, weirder things have happened in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity! Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind Yoko’s mysterious love life. Rumor has it, players who dig deep enough may find secret love letters hidden throughout the world. Will you be the one to finally solve the mystery of Yoko’s romantic past? Only on our server can you experience such scandalous adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to uncover the shocking truth behind Yoko’s love life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s streams? Look no further, because our server is filled with promises of adventure and half-year merch that will make your blocky avatar look fabulous! Join us for streams that will leave you questioning reality, just like Fauna’s Outer Wilds playlist. And if you love Fauna and need more, we’ve got media and merch that will make you say “Ara Ara” in delight. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers trying to ruin your gaming experience!
Welcome to Bluelight SMP, where every move is fueled by life force. Join us in this dynamic Minecraft world, where survival is not just about staying alive, but about mastering the art of lifesteal. Forge alliances, conquer enemies, and thrive in a community-driven adventure like no other. Dive into Bluelight SMP and redefine survival gaming today!