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  • ParentalRage Minecraft Server

    ParentalRage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience things you never thought possible!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!

    So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

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  • LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

    LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP
    If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

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  • CraftyTimeTravel

    CraftyTimeTravel
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a time when you were young and carefree. Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons just like you did in your imagination as a kid. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your younger self just how awesome Minecraft can be!

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  • POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It

    POVcraft: Where Men and Women Both Get It
    hey u, ya u, r u bored of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got the most epic adventures waiting for u! imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts! then u gotta fight ur way through a forest of dancing llamas to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but watch out for the evil chickens trying to steal ur loot!

    oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!

    so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!

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  • BoomerCraft2021

    BoomerCraft2021
    Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

    Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!

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  • Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance

    Good vs Evil: Minecraft Balance
    so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like nature’s way of balance or something? well, you’re in luck, my friend! our server is like a magical place where evil things happen because we do so many good things! it’s like, totally mind-blowing, right?

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of evil sheep attack you. but don’t worry, because our server has special weapons like exploding chickens and flying pigs to help you fight them off. it’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on!

    oh, and did i mention that our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army? yeah, that’s right. these majestic creatures will protect you from any danger and even give you magical powers to help you on your quest for epicness.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate balance of good and evil in the most absurd and hilarious way possible. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!

    RichKidMC SMP: Splurging on diamond armor!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams, like waking up as the richest person alive for a day! Join us and experience the thrill of swimming in a pool of diamonds, riding a golden horse, and eating cake made of pure emeralds.

    But be warned, the riches come with a price – you must battle the evil Ender Dragon who is hoarding all the wealth in the world. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate rich player on the server? Join now and find out!

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  • BookwormBoyfriendCraft

    BookwormBoyfriendCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a library, but with blocks and creepers instead of books and librarians.

    Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual possessions from prying eyes. Just like the OP’s boyfriend, you can set strict rules about who can access your virtual chests and read your virtual books. Don’t let anyone sneak a peek at your diamond stash before you do!

    And if you’re worried about your virtual books getting damaged, don’t fret! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your precious pixels are safe and sound. Trust us, your virtual book collection has never been in better hands.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of arguing over a paragraph in a virtual book. Who knew virtual possessions could cause so much virtual drama? Join now and see for yourself!

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  • MineMindShift

    MineMindShift
    Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

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  • BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better

    BoomerCraft: Where the World Was Better
    come join our minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulthood where responsibilities weigh you down like a ton of bricks. on our server, you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds and poop on it all day long.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and will teach you their ways if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

    our server is also home to the legendary chicken warrior who roams the land in search of the rarest chicken nuggets. if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because he once turned a player into a giant block of cheese.

    so come on down to our minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations).

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