Persons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Simple Person’s Minecraft Server

Character, Commitment, companions, Dedication, don’t care, enjoyment, Focus, Game, Harding in it, Immersion, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, Persons, Playing, Preference, RPG, Server, Simple, simple person, Story, troons, video game, wife Harding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	972	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server has something that no other server has – Harding! Who is Harding, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Harding is the most amazing NPC in the game. Forget about building, forget about mining, forget about crafting – all you need to do is find Harding and your life will be complete.

Join our server for the chance to meet Harding and experience the most epic love story ever told in the world of Minecraft. Who needs companions when you have Harding by your side? Who cares about the story or the gameplay when you have Harding to keep you company?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Harding change your life forever. Trust me, once you meet Harding, you will never want to leave. It’s not just a game, it’s a love story waiting to happen.

ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Votes:	7319	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	864
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse