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Simple Person’s Minecraft Server

Character, Commitment, companions, Dedication, don’t care, enjoyment, Focus, Game, Harding in it, Immersion, loyalty, Minecraft, opinion, Persons, Playing, Preference, RPG, Server, Simple, simple person, Story, troons, video game, wife Harding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server has something that no other server has – Harding! Who is Harding, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Harding is the most amazing NPC in the game. Forget about building, forget about mining, forget about crafting – all you need to do is find Harding and your life will be complete.

Join our server for the chance to meet Harding and experience the most epic love story ever told in the world of Minecraft. Who needs companions when you have Harding by your side? Who cares about the story or the gameplay when you have Harding to keep you company?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Harding change your life forever. Trust me, once you meet Harding, you will never want to leave. It’s not just a game, it’s a love story waiting to happen.

PixelPeek-a-Boob

attraction, Body language, breasts, Curiosity, EMBARRASSMENT, Gaze, impulse, male gaze, man’s thoughts, objectification, PixelPeekaBoob, public behavior, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, sexual desire, social norms, societal expectations, STARING, subconscious, taboo, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2208
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	413

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated blocky chests in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can ogle at all the virtual chests you want without fear of judgment. Plus, rumor has it that if you stare long enough, diamonds might just pop out! So come on, join us and let your inner pervy miner run wild!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

SisyphusCraft: Distraction Edition

Absurdism, Camus, coping with adversity, daily grind, distraction, distractions, Edition, existentialism, finding purpose, greek mythology, life’s challenges, meaning of life, mental resilience, never-ending tasks, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, pushing boulders, repetitive tasks, SISYPHUS, SisyphusCraft, Struggle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	923
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just a regular ol’ Minecraft player, mining and crafting and stuff. But then, BAM, you join this server and suddenly you’re in a whole new world of craziness!

We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky dance needs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into fluffy bunnies. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and laughter. Who needs to push a boulder up a hill when you can be mining diamonds and dancing with pigs? Let’s make Sisyphus jealous with our epic adventures!

BlueLaserCraft

Apoptosis., blue laser, BlueLaserCraft, cancer apoptosis, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell Death, colorectal cancer, Experimental Study, in vitro study, in vivo study, laser therapy, light therapy, Medical research, novel therapy, novel treatment, photodynamic therapy, photosensitizer, Tumor Cells

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Crafty Clown Minecraft Server

buffoonery, buffoonish behavior, Clown, Crafty, disgraceful actions, disgraceful behavior, embarrassing situation, government incompetence, incompetent leaders, leadership disgrace, leadership failure, Minecraft, National disgrace, national embarrassment, national humiliation, national shame, political embarrassment, political ineptitude, political scandal, public humiliation, public shame, Server, shameful behavior, shameful display

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Once upon a time, a group of derpy pandas took over the server and declared themselves as the ruling class. They made everyone wear silly hats and dance the Macarena every hour on the hour. It was pure pandemonium!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and establish a chicken dictatorship. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or pledge your allegiance to the panda overlords? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So come on down to National Disgrace & Buffoonery, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world!

JajaCraft Minecraft Server

casa zarigüeya, Craft, desuarchive, edición yapokattropellados, Edition, hábitos, habits, haha, hahaihatemyself, hate, ip address, JajaCraft, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posshousezarigüeyacraft, possumhouse, Server, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely out of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!). Our map is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have a special area called “Possum House” where you can hang out with a bunch of friendly possums who will teach you how to do the possum dance (trust us, it’s a sight to see). And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can explore the mysterious Yapokattropellados edition, where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare yourself for the wildest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and jaw-dropping builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to see what all the fuss is about.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, heart-pounding, pants-wetting Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell your friends.

CreeperCustodian

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605144
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, BIBLE, Christian, Community, compassion, congregation, DivineCraft, evangelism, FAITH, GOD, gracious, Invitation, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Kindness, love, Merciful, Minecraft, Outreach, Religion, salvation, Server, spirituality, Unity, Worship

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	9130	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Star Shards Collected:	228
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Emeralds Found:	8258	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!