Personnel MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCoastGuardChaos

leadership, controversy, Military, News, us military

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

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BlockyBootCamp

solidarity, personnel, Justice, Community, Support

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.

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Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

science fiction, mind control, Conspiracy Theory, high frequency waves, direct

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

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BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

MIDDLE EAST, Surveillance, woes, conflict zones, British Intelligence

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

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Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Military, Beardless, #beards, grooming standards

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

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BaseAttackCraft

personnel, soldiers, CASUALTIES, Terrorism, SECURITY

lol imagine if that was a minecraft server event! like, you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy battle against a base in Iraq! US personnel are getting hurt left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun virtual game! join now for the most intense and insane battles you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles like this?! come join us and see if you can survive the attack against the base in Iraq!

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MissileSmuggleCraft

missing report, Houthis, illegal activity, personnel, smuggling missiles

come join our epic minecraft server where we have vessels smuggling missiles and personnel for Iran-backed Houthis going missing all the time! it’s like a real-life mystery movie but in minecraft form! who knows what crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon while playing on our server. maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the missing vessels and become a hero in the minecraft world. so why wait? join now and be part of the action-packed chaos!

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BelarusCraft Minecraft Server

military maneuvers, defense collaboration, military alliance, Military Solidarity, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese military personnel arrive in belarus for joint exercises but end up building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!!! we’ve got tanks made out of diamond blocks, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a giant statue of president xi jinping made entirely out of obsidian!!! join now to witness the chaos and destruction as these soldiers battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite??? so what are you waiting for??? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server on the planet!!!

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CraftyCoastGuard

personnel, Official, coast guard, China, Philippine navy

come join our minecraft server, where the china coast guard are actually a gang of barbarians raiding the high seas! build your own ship and defend against their ruthless attacks, or join forces with them and conquer the seven seas together! sail to exotic lands, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and become a legendary pirate on our server!

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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

Putins, russia, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, deputy defence ministers, personnel

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

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