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Nijisanji Stock Market Madness: Crafty Chaos Edition

1. Stock, 10. Luxury budget, 11. NijiEN, 12. Growth, 13. Stock value, 14. Delisting, 15. Bailouts, 16. Investors, 17. Short positions, 18. Bagholders, 19. Long term holders, 2. Nijisanji, 20. Recovery., 3. Revenue, 4. Anycolor, 5. Sell/buyback cycle, 6. Events, 7. Stock price, 8. Treasury, 9. Stock performance bonuses, Chaos, Crafty, Edition, madness, market, Nijisanji, stock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	8355	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the epic rise and fall of virtual empires, just like the stock market crash of Nijisanji!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From the treacherous buyback cycles to the epic battles for stock performance bonuses, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Will Nijisanji survive the fallout? Will the top cream bail out before it’s too late? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And don’t miss out on our exclusive stock numberfag bonus! Watch as new investors try to predict the next big bounce, only to be thwarted by shorters trying to screw each other out of money. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos and drama of Nijisanji like never before. It’s a slow and quiet corpo death you won’t want to miss!

YIIKcraft: Legacy Edition – Where Earthbound Meets Minecraft!

90s nostalgia, character design, cult classic, earthbound, Earthbound knock offs, Edition, game development, game reviews, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming industry, indie developers, indie game success, indie games, Legacy, legacy games, meets, Minecraft, retro gaming, RPG, unique storytelling, video games, YIIK, YIIKcraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound knock offs? Want a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where YIIK has more of a legacy than all those other copycats combined!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where llamas rule the land and creepers are actually friendly pets. Build your own empire out of diamond blocks and watch as unicorns prance through the forests. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the true power of YIIK? Trust us, once you’ve seen a pig riding a minecart through a rainbow, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	239	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

ZombiePocalypse: Andy & Leyley’s Coffin Adventure #167

/calq/, Achievements, Adventure, Andy, Coffin, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, cutscene editing tool, Episode 3 delay, General #167, guides, Leyleys, Major spoilers, Nemlei, News, previous games, Progress Report #4, Routes, Stars, Store link, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, thread 473113710, Zombiepocalypse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Items Found:	1360
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2505

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Our server is so amazing, it’s like stepping into a whole new world where anything is possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coffin of Andy and Leyley, a mystical artifact said to grant its owner unlimited power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the most powerful player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men

abuse of power, child abuse, Corruption, Crafty, CREEPERS, domestic abuse, endermen, federal government, FEMINISTS, gender inequality, gender-based violence, government accountability, housework, Lobbyists, Masters, Men, Misogyny, nepotism, patriarchy, political influence, sexism, social justice, toxic masculinity, violence against women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	7256
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!

NarutoCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja, waiting for Sasuke and Kishimoto to return!

Anime, anticipation, artists, collaboration, Comic, coming back, creative duo, Creators, creeper, EXCITEMENT, Fans, he, kishimoto, Manga, meets, NarutoCraft, ninja, Partnership, RETURN, return date, reunion, Sasuke, speculation, team-up, Waiting, Writers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2884
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of waiting for your favorite anime creators to come back with new content? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret portal that leads directly to the anime dimension where you can hang out with all your favorite characters while you wait for the next season to drop! Join us now and become besties with Naruto and Sasuke while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs new episodes when you have a whole new world to explore with your anime pals? Join us today and say goodbye to boring wait times!

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	1876
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7905	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8584
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crops Grown:	2717
Enchantments Applied:	203	New Chunks Explored:	387465
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!