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Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, close, close call, close shave, Craft, death-defying experience, dodging death, grateful to be alive, harrowing ordeal, heart racing, heart-stopping moment, last minute rescue, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, survival story

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6395	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	9047
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry zombies while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t experienced the adrenaline rush of our server! Join us for the chance to narrowly escape death on a daily basis as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with creepers, skeletons, and the occasional rogue llama.

But don’t worry, it’s not all life-threatening situations here. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and compete for the title of Master Builder. And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not try your hand at our parkour courses that are so challenging, they’ll make you question your own sanity.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, dying is all part of the fun!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Crimes against humanity, Extermination, Gaza Strip, Gaza War, Hamas, human rights violations, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace efforts, Military operations, Minecraft, political violence, Server, UN reports, united nations, United Nations Human Rights Council, War Crimes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	110
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LOL this server is so lit, it’s like the UN but for Minecraft! We got crazy accusations flying around like Israel trying to ‘exterminate’ everyone and Hamas committing war crimes. Join us for some wild drama and chaos, it’s like a reality show but with blocks and creepers. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and scandals in the virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships

Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5766
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!

SpawnBlockerz

#sustainability, Birth Rates, cultural shifts, demographic trends, difficult lives, economic challenges, environmental impact, Family Planning, fertility rates, future generations, Global Issues, having children, overpopulation, population control, reduced risk, Resource Management, social pressures, societal impact, societal norms, SpawnBlockerz, Unintended Consequences

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Votes:	9601
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta know that we accidentally made it so hard to survive that people are too busy tryna not die to even think about makin’ babies. like, whoops! but hey, that means less people on the server, so more resources for you, amirite? plus, the challenge is so intense that only the toughest players can survive. so come join us and see if you got what it takes to make it in this crazy world we’ve created. just watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hoardes, they’re a real pain in the butt. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? so come on over and see if you can beat the odds and come out on top. or, ya know, die tryin’. whatever floats your boat.

ChunkyCraft: Stroke of Luck

adolescence, Adult, Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Cerebrovascular Disease, cholesterol, ChunkyCraft, health, Heart Disease, hypertension, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, LUCK, Medical Studies, obesity, overweight, Prevention, public health, research, risk factors, Stroke, young adulthood

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a special feature that lets you turn into a giant overweight blocky character!

imagine running around the virtual world, smashing things with your massive body and causing chaos everywhere you go. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual cheeseburger to keep you energized during your adventures.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret quest where you have to find the legendary golden french fry hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual soda.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. who knew being overweight could be so much fun?

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	277
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Potions Brewed:	114	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	1578
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1736
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Star Shards Collected:	150	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!