Personification MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Car Mike R.

Individuality, Habit, personification, attachment, mike

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

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LemonLeaf’s Fauna-Free Minecraft Server

Server, Nature, FaunaFree, Plants, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Mother Nature has taken a dark turn and become a Yandere! But don’t worry, she’s just looking out for you…in a creepy, obsessive way. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased through forests by a vengeful Mother Nature who just wants to love you to death.

Our server is filled with twisted versions of animals and plants, all under the control of our Yandere Mother Nature. Watch out for the killer bunnies with razor-sharp teeth and the man-eating flowers that only bloom when they smell fear.

But don’t let that scare you off! Join our server for a truly unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Plus, if you survive Mother Nature’s affections, you’ll be rewarded with rare and powerful items that will make all your friends jealous.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Mother Nature is both beautiful and deadly. Just remember, she’s always watching…and she loves you. To death.

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OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., smp, character design, FANART, Technology

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

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Touch of Death Server

Scythe, Server, Supernatural, reaping souls, folklore

come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

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CraftyThoughtsMC

CraftyThoughtsMC, design, creativity, animation, abstract concept

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

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CraftyCorpCrazies

CraftyCorpCrazies, corporate personhood, law, personification, corporate governance

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where corporations are legally people – that’s right, even the creepers have their own LLCs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a village run by a corporation called “Creeper Co.” These sneaky little green guys had a monopoly on TNT production and were making a killing selling it to unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our players banded together and took down Creeper Co. in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie unions demanding better working conditions, skeleton lawyers arguing cases in front of a block jury, and even a dragon CEO hoarding all the diamonds for themselves. So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server – where anything is possible, even if it’s legally questionable!

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Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

remotely disabling, top court, Brazils, Business, accusations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting for guests, setting boundaries, Communication, school morning routine, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

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MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

SALTY, MommaCraft, parents, Teacher, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

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SuspectSecretsMC SMP

hidden information, Hidden feelings, dishonesty, hidden knowledge, hidden behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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