Personhood MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

Environmental Law, new zealand, legal status, Maori Culture, Mountain

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

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CraftyCorpCrazies

Corporations, corporate personhood, CraftyCorpCrazies, legal entity, Accountability

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where corporations are legally people – that’s right, even the creepers have their own LLCs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a village run by a corporation called “Creeper Co.” These sneaky little green guys had a monopoly on TNT production and were making a killing selling it to unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our players banded together and took down Creeper Co. in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find zombie unions demanding better working conditions, skeleton lawyers arguing cases in front of a block jury, and even a dragon CEO hoarding all the diamonds for themselves. So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server – where anything is possible, even if it’s legally questionable!

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Pixelated Playtime Paradise

Nostalgia, Paradise, new perspectives, Fan Service, interactive storytelling

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Successful, mbti, Players, Blasting, Heart

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

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CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

blush, CraftyCrafters, Future, trump, Immigrants

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

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Blocky Banter

Industry, Disappointment, creativity, Gamers, Online Community

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond ores and the most elusive ender dragons. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Herobrine lurking in the shadows. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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PartyCraft: Happy Bday Big Man

Time, time to feel, The Greatest Story Never Told, man, greatest men

🎉🎈🎂 Today is the Birthday of one of the greatest men to ever grace this earth with their existence. You know who i’m talking about. We are playing The Greatest Story Never Told. Please come join us in celebration of this beautiful day. https://neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone 🎉🎈🎂

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!

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HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail LOLz

Light Cone Banners, Trailer, Destruction, star rail, robin

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on adventures like never before! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the Golden Touch awaits those who dare to seek it!

Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the stakes are higher than ever. Will you play the Non-Zero-Sum Game and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the whims of fate?

Our server features insane character banners like Aventurine, Jingliu + Lynx, Luka, and Serval. And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners for Inherently Unjust Destiny and I Shall Be My Own Sword – the power is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate drip marketing with characters like Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes for exclusive rewards!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in the game!

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CraftyCows Minecraft Madness

Minecraft, overpopulation, environmental degradation, developing country, INEQUALITY

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Join us and experience the wonders of a world where India is a shithole – but don’t worry, our server is nothing like that!

Explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs alongside your friends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – legend has it that hidden deep within our world is a diamond mine so rich, it would make even the wealthiest Minecraft player jealous!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret unicorn sanctuary where you can ride on rainbow trails and frolic with magical creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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YuYuCraft: Spirit World Adventures

waiting for reboot, spirit, Anime, Anime Series, Toguro

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, Still waiting for reboot is here to save the day! Why join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he sends us postcards from the End Realm. – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? We got you covered. – Our community is so friendly, even the creepers have stopped exploding and now give out hugs instead. – The server owner is actually a wizard in disguise, and he can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join Still waiting for reboot today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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