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RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.
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