Survive & Thrive SMP {17+} {W}

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The Survive & Thrive SMP

Age: 17+ Status: Whitelisted

The Survive & Thrive SMP is a chill new survival server for folks aged 17 and up. To join, you gotta apply on our Discord. We just want to make sure you fit the age rule.

What’s Cool Here?

Casual Vibe: Build what you want, where you want. Perfect for both new and old players.
Fun Quests: Complete tasks to earn keys and open chests with cool loot.
Voice Chat: Use the Simple Voice Chat mod for a real social feel.

Events Galore!

We host fun stuff like:

Build Battles
PVP Tournaments
Horse Racing
Parkour Races
Scavenger Hunts
Archery Contests
Mob Arena Royale
Maze Races
Holiday Events

Features You’ll Love

Instanced Loot: Each player gets their own chest loot.
Proximity Chat: Talk to players nearby.
Instant Tree Chopping: No more waiting to chop!
DeadChest: Keeps your stuff safe after you die.
Bluemap: See the world in a new way.
Custom Structures: Fun builds to find.
PVP Toggle: Fight when you want.
World Wide Chat: Translate chat messages.
Armored Elytra: No more switching gear!

Our goal is to make a fun, friendly, and close-knit community. We have big plans for the future of S&T, and we want you to help shape it! If you’re ready to join, hop into our Discord: Join Us.

See you soon!

Strong Queens and Crafty Dreams

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Join Our Apocalypse of Blocky Chaos: Reality Is a Lie!

Welcome, brave soul, to the most MAGNIFICENTLY FRIGHTENING Minecraft server you’ll ever find! That’s right, it’s the greatest disaster masquerading as a wondrous playground! Your mind will bend like a piece of wet paper in a cosmic storm. Forget the laws of physics and sanity, because once you step in, you’ll question whether YOU ever existed! Your friends will stab you in the back, literally – in the pixelated way, of course. Better grab your pickaxe – or is it a sword? The answer will become clear! Or not.

Features of the Mind-Bending Realm

Insane Feature	Description
Infinite Chicken Dimension	Why build when you can explore realms of poultry that gaze into your soul?
Time-Traveling Lava	Oops, you were just trying to cool down? Your ancestors will thank you for the burns!
Underwater Bedrock	Great for drowning your hopes and dreams! Swim with the fishes before they judge you!
Nightmare Cows	Milk them for a brew that makes you question your life choices… aaaand the universe!
Transcendental Crafting Tables	Craft items that craft YOU! Is reality just the matrix made of blocks? Who’s to say?

FAQ

Q: Is this server friendly?

A: Friendly? Ha! Who is your friend? Are they even real? Everyone here is a potato in disguise, just waiting to mash your hopes.

Q: How do I join?

A: Simply shout into the void, and if the void answers back, it means you’re IN! Or out. Probably out. Or maybe you never even left.

Q: What do I do here?

A: Do you even *know* what ‘do’ means? Chase those pixelated phantoms until they chase you back. If you find a diamond, hand it to the nearest illusion! Or was it the fish? Who cares!

Random Reviews From The Fractured Mind

“but I never mention it because people that like it too are massive faggots>see slightly muscular woman>dommy mommy please step on me!!!!”

“Your imagination is the new currency!”

“Underwater Bedrock: The best place to drown your worries!”

Crafty Catastrophes Co.

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🎮 Welcome to the MOST CHAOTIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🎮

Why join us? Buckle up, because here are some absolutely ridiculous reasons that might just convince you (or not):

Eight-Legged Entity: Ever heard of the legendary Spider King who grants cursed wishes? Well, we found him! But don’t worry; all his magical gifts come with a 72-hour unbreakable curse. Want to spawn lightning every time you say “creeper”? Come on over and lose all your friends to the impending doom!
Grief with Gusto: Our server encourages ethical griefing. Unleash your creativity by building the most complicated and confusing mazes for unwitting newcomers! Notoriously, one player created a 30-block-high maze that ended in a suspiciously empty lava pit. It’s like a rite of passage here!
Villagers for President: Join us in our revolutionary motion to elect a Villager as server president. Who needs real politicians when you could have a fellow with a trade for seven wheat? Join the campaign and witness how the villagers will only trade with extreme items (think netherite swords for dirt).
The Infinite Toilet Route: Yes, you read that right. Who needs fast travel when you can build underground toilets to transport yourself anywhere? It’s the grossest way to navigate the world possible and totally not going to end in disaster. Remember, EVERYONE loves to hang out in a smelly sewer!
End Portal Raves: Twice a week, we hold massive parties at the End Portal where the DJ is a zombie that plays mob soundtracks. The ambiance is killer (literally and figuratively) as wraiths dance and skeletons provide backup vocals. Don’t ask how we get it all set up—just believe it’s magical!
Toxic Player Advice Club: We’ve turned bad advice into an art form! Ask any of our self-proclaimed experts about survival tips that definitely won’t work—like “always mine straight down for diamonds. Trust us!” Join today and enjoy glorious failure as a way of life!
Creeper-Con: Participate in the annual Creeper Convention, where the hottest trend is to wear disguises and pretend to be creepers until players discover they regret everything. Watch as friendships are dismantled and chaos ensues—all in the name of fun!
In-Sandity: Our land is literally made of mangled sandblocks that play mind games with you! Every time you manage to dig one out without exploding, you gain a temporary sense of invincibility, which is perfect for the explosive plans you’ll hatch while weeding through endless sandstorms!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our community of lunacy and BROADCAST your most outrageous survival tales. Just remember: here, failure is just another type of success! 🎉🌌🔥

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

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so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through minecraft land, but instead of riding rollercoasters, you’re building them with your bare hands! imagine the adrenaline rush of placing that last block and watching your creation come to life. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. they trade diamonds for emeralds and emeralds for dirt blocks. it’s a llama-eat-llama world out there, so you better watch your back. and if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together!

Lofi Girl’s Speedy Scribbles

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, you know? like, the lofi girl is, like, super fast at writing stuff, or maybe she just writes random stuff, who knows? but, like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s, like, so much fun and stuff.

like, there’s this one time where a player found a diamond block in a chest, but then it turned into a block of cheese! and, like, another player built a house made entirely out of cake, but then it got eaten by a giant chicken. it’s, like, so crazy, dude.

so, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just type in the IP: cheeseCakeChicken.About.lofiGirl or something like that. come join the madness, bro!