Join us for our Bunny Day edition, where you can hop around like a bunny and collect eggs to your heart’s content. But be careful, some of those eggs might explode!
Next Event: It’s MyGO!!!!! What’s a MyGO, you ask? Well, it’s a magical creature that grants you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because it might just come true in the most hilarious way possible.
Next Gacha: The Cries of Lost Children Echoing in the Night Gacha. Yes, you read that right. We have a gacha where you can summon 5* Tomori, Anon, and Soyo, who will help you navigate the dark and spooky world of Minecraft.
And don’t forget about our Pure ft. MyGO!!!!! event boost, where you can harness the power of pure energy to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Check out our Wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the server, including an optimal Team Builder, event cutoff predictions, and even a song chart viewer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding eggs). See you in the game!
Join us for some refreshing water, snacks, and soft drinks as we work together to create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Who needs beer when you have the thrill of mining diamonds and battling creepers?
Don’t worry about any elder friends getting hissy over our beverage choices – we’re all about positivity and teamwork here. And if your dad starts backing them up, just remind him that we’re all on the same blocky adventure together.
So come on and join us on this booze-free Minecraft journey! Who needs beer when you have the exhilarating rush of placing that last block to complete your masterpiece? Let’s build, craft, and explore – all without a drop of alcohol in sight. Cheers to a sober and spectacular Minecraft experience!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player caught their little brother stealing their used underwear and bras in real life! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
Explore our server and uncover hidden treasures, build epic structures, and maybe even stumble upon some stolen underwear (hopefully not). With a community as wacky and unpredictable as this, you’ll never have a dull moment!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server!
Join our server if you love the thrill of finding a diamond, only to have it stolen by a mischievous chicken who has a taste for shiny things. Hate when creepers blow up your hard work? Well, on our server, creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, adding a funky twist to your survival experience.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia, complete with llama mob bosses and llama hitmen. Will you join forces with the llamas or take them down in an epic llama showdown?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
But for real, this server is off the chain. You can sail your own warship through crazy straits and start international incidents. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with more political tension.
Join us if you wanna stir up some trouble and see how many countries you can piss off. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers won’t bother you, they’ll just admire your dedication to isolation from afar. Build your fortress of solitude and never worry about pesky companions invading your personal space.
So if you’re looking for a server where being a loner is not only accepted but encouraged, join us now! Who needs friends when you have diamonds, am I right?
