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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9760 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).
