Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where looks are everything? Well, look no further because on our server, physical attractiveness is the key to success! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, all you need to do is look good while doing it. Our server is filled with the most beautiful players you’ve ever seen, and if you want to fit in, you better step up your game in the looks department. Who needs personality or intelligence when you can just be hot? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in Minecraft history!
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MineCraftyCuties
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StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.
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GeneCraft: Trait Quests & Meta Fun
yo, join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got genes shaping personality traits up in here! like, we discovered over 200 genetic loci across five personality traits, fam. so if you wanna be the most lit player on the server, you gotta join us and unlock your true genetic potential. who needs diamonds when you got personality traits, amirite? come thru and let your genes guide you to victory, bruh. #geneticallyblessed #personalitypowerhouse #minecraftmadness
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PixelLoveCraft
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find your Minecraft soulmate who will build you a castle fit for a queen? Look no further than our server! We have a matchmaking system that pairs you with the perfect player based on your in-game preferences. From pixelated pick-up lines to virtual weddings, love is always in the air on our server. Join now and swipe right on your future Minecraft bae!
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Skillz N Genez: A Minecraft Journey
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, like seriously dude. you gotta join cuz like, this study found that if you play on this server, your non-cognitive skills will like, totally skyrocket and you’ll be a freakin’ genius in no time. like, who needs school when you got this server, amirite? plus, like, there’s some crazy genetic factors at play here that will make you a minecraft master in no time. like, N = 10,000 players already on this server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and become a minecraft legend, bro!
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AnnoyingAF.minecraft
Do you hate when people steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! Join us and never worry about your precious gems going missing again.But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that riding it will give you superpowers in the game.
And if you’re tired of boring old pigs and cows, come check out our unique mob zoo where we have rare creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us today!
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PickMeNotPlsCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.
So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!
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Makeup & Madness Server
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest party you’ve ever been to but in block form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.if you join, you’ll get to meet the legendary player who once built a castle made entirely of diamonds. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground city where players ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map. one time, someone found a enchanted golden apple that gave them superpowers for a whole week. true story.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, you might even become the next diamond castle builder extraordinaire.
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PixelChickMagnets
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers aren’t the only thing exploding with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, epic battles, and secret underground bases that even Herobrine would envy.Looking for a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure map that leads to a real-life diamond mine! Who needs online dating when you can impress the ladies with your virtual mining skills and show them the real meaning of “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that can grant wishes to anyone who shears them. Need a stack of diamonds? Just ask the pink sheep and watch in amazement as they magically appear in your inventory. Need a date for the Minecraft prom? The pink sheep has got your back!
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find that the most attractive thing about you was your ability to survive in a world filled with exploding green monsters and lava pits.
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NameCraft: FaceMatch
join this epic minecraft server where your in-game name will shape your appearance! if your name is steve, you’ll start to look more blocky and square. but if your name is diamondprincess123, you’ll sparkle and shine like a rare gem in the mines!we’ve got crazy stories of players who changed their names to “creeper” and suddenly started exploding randomly! or how about the player who changed their name to “enderdragon” and grew wings to fly around the server wreaking havoc!
come join us and see how your in-game name will transform you in this wacky and wild minecraft world! who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into with your new look!