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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3673 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
We have players who will bring their friends along just to try and set them up with you, without even asking for your consent! It’s like a real-life dating show, but in the virtual world of Minecraft.
And if you have a list of petty turn-offs, be prepared to defend them with your life, because you never know when someone might take it personally and demand a one-on-one date just to prove you wrong.
Join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? So come on in and see if you can survive the madness!