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Personality Quirks

  • PersonalityCraft: Minecraft SMP

    PersonalityCraft: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just, like, build stuff and mine ore like it’s a corporate job? Look no further, my friend! Join this totally rad Minecraft SMP that promises to be the most chaotic corner of the internet since that time my uncle tried to teach me what a “fight or flight response” was at a family BBQ!

    Why should YOU join? Buckle up, because here comes the wildest ride since my cat decided to chase a laser pointer into the neighbor’s pool!

      • Glowstone Gargoyles: Ever wondered what happens when you mix glowstone, a rabid parrot, and too much Red Bull? Yeah, neither did we! But guess what? Now we have a REAL cactus grove that sings Justin Bieber at random times! Just imagine mine-ing one block and suddenly being serenaded by “Baby.” Good luck focusing on your house when you can’t stop singing along!

      • The Great Diamond Heist of 2023: Last week Bob, the guy who thinks he’s a pro mechanic but can’t even fix a leaky faucet, swore he saw a diamond block levitate away from our base. Everyone accused him of being high on mushrooms, but we don’t judge! Now we’re crafting the most elaborate undercover heist because who doesn’t want to steal imaginary diamonds while potentially getting chased by imaginary cops?! 😂💎

      • Dirt Block Cults: Did you know that people in this server have formed a cult dedicated to the worship of dirt blocks? Yeah, they have confetti parties and sacrifice unappreciated flowers every Friday! You can be a part of this sacred mission to reclaim the dirt’s honor; plus, the snacks are just chef’s kiss! Just don’t get caught wearing anything made of cobblestone — things could get messy.

      • Battle of the Bossy Babies: Join the most epic PvP battles between people dressed as babies. That’s right! We strap diamond swords to those adorable skins and unleash the chaos! I’ve seen more skill in a toddler with a crayon than some of these players, which makes it all the more entertaining! 😂🤣

      • Mobs Plotting World Domination: Every night, villagers gather under the moonlight to plot against the players. I SWEAR, they are secretly in league with the creepers. Last night, I heard them chanting about “The Rise of the Iron Golems.” This server has everything: drama, espionage, and creepers that blow up your Minecraft hopes and dreams! 💥

    In conclusion, if you want to escape your mundane life of adulting and join us for a scoop of insanity with a sprinkle of chaos (and maybe some diamonds if Bob hasn’t stolen them), then get your blocky butt in here.

    P.S. Don’t forget to bring snacks! The villagers eat more than you’d think. 🐷🍭

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

    First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

    And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

    But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

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  • Craft Nation

    Craft Nation

    New Minecraft Servers

    Supports 1.20.4 down to 1.9!

    Master survival, combat, and strategy.

    Claim lands, form nations, engage in wars, or challenge yourself in PVP.

    Thrive in a gold-based economy and build in a world that’s always fresh with land regeneration.

    Experience dynamic seasons and temperatures that change how you play. Your survival skills have never been more crucial.

    We hope to see you on our server!

    play.craftnation.online

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  • Blocky Banter – LOLz

    Blocky Banter – LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie chickens, build giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords

    CuckCraft: Where Landlords are Absolute Cucks and Creepers are the Real Landlords

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pesky landlords trying to collect rent? Join our Minecraft server where Rents Due hoodie, onions boy beard, and Indian LaRon roam free, sticking it to the landlord scum! Watch as they build epic structures out of onions and defy gravity with their insane building skills. Who needs rent when you can join this wild and wacky server? Plus, LaRon may even teach you how to call yourself Indian even if you’re not. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now!

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  • ❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server

    ❖ Numinex ❖ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Soon

    mc.numinex.space

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  • Spinalcraft VS Hypixel

    Spinalcraft VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel Spinalcraft
    Community Size Large Small
    Server Age Established Since 2013
    Server Features Various minigames, custom games, events Vanilla-like experience, anti-grief plugins
    Community Diverse, large player base Small, close-knit community
    Anti-Griefing Measures Implemented Strictly enforced

    Hypixel FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How big is the community on Hypixel? Hypixel has a large and diverse player base.
    What kind of features does Hypixel offer? Hypixel offers various minigames, custom games, and events.
    Does Hypixel have strong anti-griefing measures? Yes, Hypixel has implemented anti-griefing measures.

    Spinalcraft FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How long has Spinalcraft been in operation? Spinalcraft has been operating since late 2013.
    What is the community like on Spinalcraft? Spinalcraft has a small and friendly community.
    What sets Spinalcraft apart from other servers? Spinalcraft offers a semi-vanilla experience with minimal changes and strict anti-griefing policies.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: A Solo-Dev’s LOLtastic Adventure!

    Blocky McBlockface: A Solo-Dev’s LOLtastic Adventure!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created by a solo-dev who is an absolute legend at coding (and probably eats code for breakfast). The music, art, and models on this server were crafted by mythical contractors who were rumored to have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. And get this, there’s even a top-secret QA team who are so good at testing for bugs that they once found a creeper trying to disguise itself as a flower.

    Join this server if you want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. And rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

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  • CraftyFantasy PvP – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for epic battles and shenanigans!

    CraftyFantasy PvP – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for epic battles and shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion! We’ve got tournaments with mysterious anonymous winners, like DJEETA and FERRY-ANON. Watch the VODs for epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a Seox Battlepass that will have you mining for victory like never before. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC character, Beatrix. She’s sure to shake things up in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Join our lobby meet-up events for some hilarious shenanigans with players from all regions. Whether you’re in EU or NA, we’ve got a spot for you to show off your building skills and battle prowess.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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  • Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

    Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is like Biden’s White House Correspondents speech – smart, witty, and competent! Join us and experience the thrill of Biden 2024 all day everyday! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so presidential? Join now for a chance to build your own White House and make Minecraft great again!

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